[Frankie]

I will go for India. There used to the wickets and playing conditions. Plus there used to living in their shit hole of a country and wont be bothered by the shits, spewing up, shit food, searing heat and fuck all to do.

Remember a few years ago Alec Stewart took tinned corned beef, baked beans and Tetley tea bags out to India with him. That was all he existed on for the duration of the tour but avoided the shits etc.