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Just to show there's no real animosity between us and the penal colonists here's some ideas for things to do during their spare 2 weeks in Leicester:

http://www.goleicestershire.com/thingstodo/

Just dont go nicking any silverware from the stately homes as you wouldn't want to be packed off on a ship heading south like your Grandparents were, not before the Ashes start.