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Defo for the tests.

If the lad keeps on playing we could get him a game or two down there, playing on the quicker tracks, especially in the West is always a good experience. If he really gets good he could follow his fellow Cumbrian Paul Nixon down to Grace Road.

As for the Barmy Army, I don't have anything to do with them. Most of them know fuck all about cricket, especially that Jimmy Saville look alike twat. I had a row with him in Galle SL. The cunt was standing up blocking the view of some locals, they were too polite to say anything so I said it and a bit more for them.