[gonzo]

First of all, try relaxing and having a good time, you're going on holidays not a covert mision behind enemy lines.

6. Don't buy anything in the airport duty free area

Why the hell not?

10. Lie about your identity if possible

I think you'd be better off just taking half the bollocks you must have read on forums with a pinch of salt, looking at some of the other boards I'd be suprised if half the posters had left their houses before let alone travelled to another country. Just enjoy your holiday.