[Mirkwood]

I'm going to Chatuchak today with Porno.

We are looking for:

1x Hawk Owl (To keep Bubo company)

2x rabbits. (Seems a waste having the cage and run empty)

1x Fighting Cockerel. ( New idea. I've got big plans )

1x Crested Serpant Eagle.

10 Koi Carp. (New pond up and running)

I bet that's slightly different to anyone going to Bluewater shopping today.

[monkeyspanker]

i was going to screwfix to get some storage containers for my van but instead i will pop round the RSPCA and see if anyones handed in a tiger cub,snow leopard or maybe a cobra

[monsterman]

Bouncer and me were in Khao Keow Zoo , we asked them whats spare they said mirky can have a Hippo and 2 chimps they are famales too so he can shag them as well.

[monsterman]

Originally Posted by Figjam

Pop on down to the local Neurosurgeon and see if they do brain transplants yet?

Educated western Brains with 1st class honours degrees in Astrophysics or maths are £10,000 a pop.....
Thai Brains are £1,000,000 a pop as they have never been used.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by Mirkwood

I'm going to Chatuchak today with Porno.

We are looking for:

1x Hawk Owl (To keep Bubo company)

2x rabbits. (Seems a waste having the cage and run empty)

1x Fighting Cockerel. ( New idea. I've got big plans )

1x Crested Serpant Eagle.

10 Koi Carp. (New pond up and running)

Roll up roll up for the grand life expectancy sweepstake!

I reckon:

1x Hawk Owl - 1 month
2x rabbits - 2 weeks
1x Fighting Cockerel - 3 weeks
1x Crested Serpent Eagle - 3 months
10 Koi Carp - first one dead by Tuesday, whole lot gone by Feb.

As for the OP, just some window shopping for me today as I don't get paid til next week. I want to check out an Orange Tiny Terror combo and have a look at some Gibson Les Pauls athough I really want a Custom Shop Class 5 and nowhere in Cardiff has one (only 3 in the country I can find, 1 in Bristol, 1 in Guildford and 1 in Nottingham).

[Mirkwood]

It turned into a bit of a disaster.

Woman had sold the Hawl Owl. I was gutted. We saw 2 more big Barn owls for sale. Porno wanted to by another one but I said no.

Considered getting Odin mark 2. They had 4 young Black winged kites for sale. I might get another one but I fancy something extreme. Large size.

Saw two mean looking American Pit bull puppys for sale cheap. Only 3000 baht. I sort of fancy one but can't get another fighting style dog. These 3 bastards drive me mad. Can't face anymore. It's come to something when a Thai Bangkeaw is the friendliest dog you own.

Porno was looking at rabbits then said ' I'm not feeding your Akita anymore' so that was the end of that idea.

We ended up getting 10 Koi carp for 130 baht and a load of dog food. It's now costing me more to feed the animals than us.

I might go back tomorrow. It's a great day out.

[Frankie]

Mirky you should of bought either pirahnas, or a shark for the pond. That way all angles would be covered as you would then have the capability of killing anything on land, sea or in the air.

[Jake]

How big is your condo ?

How often do you take the dogs out for a walk ?

[InCider]

Originally Posted by Jake

How big is your condo ?

Condo??

'Kin'ell Jake, even Mirkwood wouldn't contemplate keeping that lot in a condo

[gonzo]

And there'd be more chance of him using condoms than walking the dogs