See, what u guys don't unnastan, is the reason folks play golf is so they can wear pants that would get them kicked out of any decent restaurant.
Remember Payne Stewart?
There's a guy playing in the Johnnie Walker Classic right now who has set a new benchmark. Felipe Aguilar

or summat is his name. I'll try to find a pic. One trouser leg is black, the other is white.
Sorta Paul McCartney/Michael Jackson but with balls.
found pic...