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Frankie 05-29-2016 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 240574)
Hell of a day to watch, hope you enjoyed it. Not looking good for Reg though.

Yes it was a really great day, good few runs and plenty of wickets. Although Sri Lanka are pretty poor at the moment and there fielding was abysmal. Although they are making a better fist of it this morning. Although let’s face it they couldn’t do much worse. Might be able to stretch it into Day 4.

Frankie 05-29-2016 01:26 PM



All beer a bargain £4.40 per pint plus a £1 refundable deposit on return of the plastic "glass". That was the size of the queue at 10:45 AM. By mid-afternoon it was massive and a 15 minute wait was more likely to occur. Couldn’t be arsed with it myself.



We took up our seats in the morning on the lower deck of the two storey County Durham Stand to the left of the floodlight. However any limited sunlight was blocked out by the upper deck and the wall at the rear of the stand was partially open which allowed a freezing breeze through. So after freezing our bollocks off during the morning session, after lunch we moved to the North East Terrace where there were empty seats. There was little or no breeze here and when the sun came out it was quite pleasant. In fact, got a bit of sunburn.





Sliding stop by Moheen Ali who was King for the day after scoring 155 not out.



Long jet black silky hair, is that a puying? Probably not.



Quick look at the old scoreboard. Yes Sri Lanka are still being pissed on.


ferocious 05-30-2016 09:47 AM


bazzap 05-30-2016 01:20 PM

He might get his 10,000 today


:thumbsup:

Frankie 05-30-2016 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bazzap (Post 240587)
He might get his 10,000 today


:thumbsup:

And he did.:claping:

Great photo Reg. They almost got a full days play in so all was not lost.

SL played well Following On showing they may put up a better show at Lords. Hopefully. I think SL have severely underperformed and have more been done over by the bowling conditions that have been brilliantly exploited by England’s seamers, especially Anderson. As a result they lost confidence and their entire game just went to shit.

kuranda_bagman 05-30-2016 08:22 PM

Nice one Reg :tiphat:

ferocious 05-31-2016 06:03 PM

I'd almost given up on seeing much cricket but nearly got full day out of it got to meet captain cook (he will probably write on his memoirs that some northern monkey he met on the pavilion steps spurred him on to get his 10,000 test runs)
Big thanks to Jake and his mate George for putting up with me and getting me right on the steps of the pavilion :thumbsup:

Cooky en route to 10,000 runs




bazzap 05-31-2016 06:42 PM

So it's Cooky now is it?


One photo and it is like you are best of mates




dancing

ferocious 05-31-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bazzap (Post 240593)
So it's Cooky now is it?


One photo and it is like you are best of mates




dancing



You can ask jake
Wasn't sure how to get his attention so I shouted oi cooky any chance of a photo and he said "yes no bother mate " he said it not me

dancing

bazzap 06-01-2016 02:39 AM

I thought you might have used the Abbo Gaz approach.


"Psssstt"



:haha:

gonzo 06-01-2016 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ferocious (Post 240594)
You can ask jake
Wasn't sure how to get his attention so I shouted oi cooky any chance of a photo and he said "yes no bother mate " he said it not me

dancing


bazzap 06-05-2016 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bazzap (Post 240580)
There was a bit of a debate in the Cherry bar about a week ago (the night England wrapped up the First Test against Sri Lanka) with some knowledgeable English gents who knew a bit more than me about English & Test cricket.




I posed a few questions to seek their views.

1. Could England go to #1 in the ICC Test rankings if they won all the upcoming Tests against Sri Lanka and Pakistan (6 Tests in total)?

2. Could Cook go to past Tendulker's Test run total as he is only 31 and has plenty of years in him yet?

3. Could Jimmy Anderson go on to pass Glen McGrath's total of 563 Test wickets?







Nobody knew the answer to the first question and most doubted that Cook and Anderson could do it.


So I had a look at all the upcoming international fixture list released by the ICC which goes up to the end of Feb 2017 and found it interesting.


When the international games conclude for England on September 8th 2016, that's it for them. No more games in any format.


India play 3 ODI's and 3 T20 games in Zimbabwe in June 2016 and that's it for them as well. I found that one really strange as we all know the popularity of the game there.


Australia on the other hand play 6 ODI's in the West Indies next month, 3 Tests 5 ODI's and 2 T20 games in Sri Lanka in July/August, a ODI game against Ireland in Sept, 5 ODI's in South Africa in October. Then back to Australia to start a 3 Test series versus South Africa in November, 3 ODI's against the Kiwis in December, 3 Tests, 5 ODI's against the Paki's in Dec/Jan, 3 more ODI's against the Kiwis and 2 T20's against Sri Lanka all in February.


Throw in the IPL and other T20 leagues and some blokes (like Warner) are playing all year round


Good for Aussie supporters but I can't understand the disparity in scheduling. :dunno:



Not sure about Cook and Anderson now either. They have to play Tests to rack up the statistics. At least they will get a good break.


Maybe Australia will get a decent break next year to be nice and fresh for the Ashes series in Australia



dancing




Whoops I got that all wrong


England do go to the sub-continent this year to play Tests against India and Bangladesh. India play some Tests against the Windies next month as well. The ICC are SLOWLY updating their website.

Amazingly they have dates on their website for ODIs in June 2017 yet nothing on the upcoming English tour to India


And Glenn McGrath reckons Anderson will go past his total of Test wickets


Anderson Can Beat my Record



:toot:

Frankie 06-05-2016 07:39 PM

I tried looking up stats to see how many wickets Anderson has took outside England but couldn’t find any. My gut feeling is that he takes way more wickets in England than abroad, as the conditions, unsurprisingly, suit him.

So to me it’s difficult to predict, barring injuries, how many wickets he could end up with. Great watching him bowl though when the ball swings/seams. Unplayable.

bazzap 06-27-2016 01:33 AM

Another ODI series win to the Aussies. :yay:



Gee the Poms are in for a busy schedule. After they finish playing Sri Lanka, they have Tests, ODIs and T20 against Pakistan which takes them to the 7th Sept.


After that, on Sept 30 they arrive in Bangladesh for a month tour of 3 ODIs and 2 Tests. After that it is a full blown tour of India in early November. I hope they like curries!! It will be an arduous tour


Hard to believe that the Bangladesh tour was only announced yesterday with only tentative dates and it is only 3 months away. No dates for the Indian tour yet either.


Bangladesh Tour



Australia's tours and playing dates are usually announced nearly a year in advance.



speed_eek

ferocious 06-27-2016 12:22 PM

Won't see much action if the weather doesn't sort itself out

gonzo 07-02-2016 05:50 PM

I'm a fucking retard. Sat in a pub in Cardiff wondering where all the people just turned up from when I realised I had the date wrong. Had tickets for me, my dad and the missus for the match today but thought it was next week. Bollocks :kickcan:

ferocious 07-02-2016 05:58 PM

I was thinking of getting a train to Southampton to watch it mate good job I went to work today or I'd have had a boring day on the south coast , could have swore it said Southampton on the tv yesterday

gonzo 07-02-2016 06:10 PM

I'm blaming the football. I can't concentrate on other sports at the minute.

bazzap 07-03-2016 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 240828)
I'm a fucking retard. Sat in a pub in Cardiff wondering where all the people just turned up from when I realised I had the date wrong. Had tickets for me, my dad and the missus for the match today but thought it was next week. Bollocks :kickcan:



Watched it for an hour or so through Star Sports India last night.

Now I know why I could not see you in the crowd. dancing


Always easy to see Reg these days now that he has his new best mate Cooky. Soon he will be up on the balcony with the whole team and that traitor Bayliss :crosstorture: swapping "war stories" and swigging on a bottle of cider.




:unionjack:

ferocious 07-03-2016 11:28 AM

Bazza Alistair cook since meeting me has became the youngest player to score 10,000 test runs and got a CBE from the queen I hope he remembers these facts

bazzap 07-12-2016 05:53 PM

Look at these two bastards

Look at the smug look on Jone's face :angry:

Shoot Bayliss as well for wearing the 3 Lions :2guns:









:kenny::kenny::kenny:

ferocious 07-12-2016 07:26 PM

Ancestry is a wonderful thing , jones is probably related to Gonzo down the line you need some abbo's in your team bazzap

bazzap 08-10-2016 09:19 AM

Part of a Cricinfo article



Australia's Test top rank hanging by a thread



Quote:


Australia are likely to be dethroned from the top of Test cricket's world rankings in the first series since they rose to No. 1, after crushing defeats in their first two Tests in Sri Lanka. Moreover, with India's imminent 13-Test home season, it may be some time before Steven Smith's men can reach the summit again.

It was only two weeks ago that Smith was handed the Test Championship mace by ICC chief executive David Richardson - in a ceremony that was kept private at Sri Lanka Cricket's request. But Australia's pair of defeats to Sri Lanka, in which they were exposed as having little to no idea of how to bat in Asian conditions, has left the door open for England or India to ascend to No. 1, perhaps leaving Smith's team as low as third.

Australia's chances of remaining at No. 1 now depend on favours by Pakistan and West Indies, who are currently trailing in their respective Test series against England and India. England would go to the top by winning the final Test against Pakistan, while wins in the final two Tests over West Indies would take India there. In the medium term, India's long upcoming home season, which includes Test series against England and Australia, gives them a good chance of building a lead at the top of the table.










Didn't help by getting the local identity "The Chucker" to be your advisory bowling coach either plus another Sri Lankan bloke to assist with coaching in local conditions.



Big help they were



:goodnight:

ferocious 08-10-2016 03:20 PM

Can't see why we can't be number 1 for the rest of the year after the final test against Pakistan then beating India down there

bazzap 08-10-2016 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ferocious (Post 241283)
Can't see why we can't be number 1 for the rest of the year after the final test against Pakistan then beating India down there



You have to beat Bangladesh first in their own patch. Not as easy as you may think. You could always do what Australia did and cancel for "security reasons". The way we play on the sub-continent it might have been a good call.



How the fuck does India get 13 Tests in a home season? The most England and Australia get is 6 Tests in a home season.


Money talks I suppose


Years ago they sent Bangladesh to Australia in the off season and played Tests in North Queensland and the Northern Territory. After embarrassingly easy results to Australia, that was never tried again.



:toot:

ferocious 08-10-2016 06:26 PM

Sure I read that there was still doubts about the Bangladesh tour

bazzap 09-04-2016 03:23 PM

Racism is still alive in South African cricket.


CSA sets selection targets for national teams


Quotas for SA Cricket



45 years ago they were kicked out of international cricket. Betcha fuck all happens now though


Looks like the Poms might get a few more players coming their way. They rarely come to Australia though. Not good enough.



:jump::jump::jump:

Frankie 09-04-2016 07:26 PM

Well unless they only select a “coloured” team for low ranking fixtures and then pick players based on solely ability for the real competitive stuff SA cricket will suffer. Which is a pity as they produce good cricketers and should have a strong presence at International level.

I remember a few years back and SA were going on a tour to Oz. Bowler Charles Langeveldt (classed as coloured) hadn’t made the Training Camp held in SA before selecting the squad to tour. The squad was then selected but later reviewed owing to injuries to some players. The final squad was selected and all the players were white, so the SA Sport Minister intervened and ordered at least one coloured player to be added.

Langeveldt was told he would be selected so he promptly retired from International cricket as he believed SA sportsman should only be selected on ability not colour or race. A young inexperienced “coloured” batsman went instead and had the piss absolutely ripped out of him by Warne and Co in every game he played.

Watched an interview with former SA Captain Graham Smith and he was asked if SA could ever field an International team of only white cricketers. He just burst out laughing then added “No” at the end. Says it all really.

Frankie 09-04-2016 07:32 PM

Question for the Convicts. Gillespie is leaving Yorkshire (can't blame him for that) and returning home to the Penal Colony. Is he being lined up to be the next Oz Head Coach?

bazzap 09-04-2016 08:22 PM

I thought Justin Langer was next in line for the top job

Frankie 09-09-2016 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bazzap (Post 241486)
I thought Justin Langer was next in line for the top job

No I think Bayliss will be safe for a while yet.:cheer3:

Could be Langer v. Gillespie for the Oz job maybe?

bazzap 09-09-2016 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 241522)

Could be Langer v. Gillespie for the Oz job maybe?


Yes. That is what I meant about Langer being next in line. He has already been in charge on overseas tours while Lehman was having a break

Frankie 09-10-2016 06:55 PM

Watched most of the England v. Pakistan T20 game on Wednesday night. Don’t know if anybody else watched but it was played at Old Trafford, Manchester. I would guesstimate the capacity crowd comprised of at least 75% Pakistan supporters. Amazing support for an away game. :thumbup1:

It must have cost them a mint just to travel for the 1 game and the airlines would have had to put extra flights on to cope with the big increase in passengers. There again maybe not. Perhaps just a little insight as to what the future holds for the UK. :confused1: :paranoid:

bazzap 09-15-2016 02:10 PM

Aw geezus!!! We've had "The Chucker" Now we have a Rhodesian Pom telling us how to bat



Hick to Coach Australia



Quote:

Hick also played 65 Tests for England from 1991 to 2001

Hardly England's great age of cricket!!





Quote:

"I played in a game for England where we were bowled out for 46 in the Caribbean."

Stunning credentials :angry2:


Where the fuck is Langer??



:taz:

ferocious 09-16-2016 07:42 AM

Just goes to show how bad you've become Bazza word is it was a toss up between graham hick and coco the clown

Fork Handles 09-16-2016 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ferocious (Post 241567)
Just goes to show how bad you've become Bazza word is it was a toss up between graham hick and coco the clown

I think Coco's got the Celtic job well in hand:jester:

Frankie 09-16-2016 06:52 PM

Although Hick has impressive FC stats he is generally considered to be a failure at Test level as he never came anywhere close to producing the same form. You need mental toughness to be successful at Test level and Hick’s Test stats indicate he couldn’t hack it.

Fork Handles 09-17-2016 07:52 AM

Thirty Years After....

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/crick...13-grfa67.html

Frankie 09-17-2016 07:16 PM

Sounds like Matthews has made Dean Jones’s epic innings into a pissing contest. Pity really.

Reading articles like that always puts me off ever going to India. Although it was 30 years ago a mate of mine (who is forced to go there by his employer) reckons it’s still an absolute shithole, but over time some parts have improved.

Frankie 10-01-2016 06:58 PM

MHN Walker
 
The Bagman put a comment in the Shout Box that old Max had passed on. Well I thought Max was worth a post on. I remember Max bowling in an Ashes Series in England, him being first change with Lillee and Tommo opening the bowling. He had a very odd bowling action that nobody could ever be coached or even advised to adopt. But I have never seen any bowler seam/swing the ball as much as Max could. Every single ball he bowled did something.

I was a young lad at the time and was completely mesmerised by every delivery. Inswinging leg cutters, outswinging off cutters, Max was just about unplayable. Maybe his bowling technique was more suited to England conditions but he could certainly make the ball talk. Don’t think Max quite got the recognition he deserved playing second fiddle to Lillee and Tommo but he was definitely a class act.:bravo:


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