[elway69]

First Thierry Henry, now Tiger Woods. Your move Roger Federer, your move!

Taking the decision to bend over and tie your shoelaces on a moving escalator injects the added thrill of a 'time limit'.

What do you call two feminists doing the washing up?
A start.

I've just seen an advert in the lonely hearts column, "I'm a curvy girl with a bubbly personality."

Yeah, the only thing bubbly about you is the Aero in your back pocket you fat bitch.