[Mirkwood]

Right, now listen.

If you are coming into LOS you will probably be faced with a massive queue. The idiots are now making you queue before you queue for passport control. Some moron will be checking your visa card etc.
Don't get involved with it.

Walk up the right hand side as if you are going into fast track VIP passport control.

When you are nearly at the booth turn left and duck under the roped off area and join the small queue at normal passport booth.
Act all confused. Nobody will say anything and it will save you an hour+.