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Originally Posted by Mirkwood

My lovely Akita Ninja and the Thai Bangkeow caught Parvo virus. Anyway, the Bangkeaow lived and Ninja died.

Odin the hawk got bitten by a snake and died as well.

We bought another Owl. He was an Oriental Bay owl. One day, silly bollocks Porno forgot to lock his cage. Now he lives in Bangkok somewhere else

We've had hundreds of Koi carp. The Akita used to jump in the pond and eat them. Then the Bangkeow.

Silly bollocks Porno's kid comes hime one night. He unplugs the air pump and uses the socket for his phone. I come out in the morning and all the fish have died.

One day Porno rings me up and tells me' Big white bird eat all the fish' One of those manky stork things had done us.

Porno's rabbits. Akita killed 2 to start with. Bangkeow 2. Odin 2. Owl 1. Only one left.

F'..in hilarious..

Great update.............you couldn't make it up