[mack]

On most boards you know very little about the moderators. As examples, we know that MM of Talk paid top dollar for a bar and gets nervous when posters bust the yanks on his message board and that Carlsberg of the Secrets board has a quick trigger-finger when it comes to posts critical of his bar. But other than that, what do you really know about them? Not much, that's right.

Well here at Pattaya-Revealed we'd like you to get to know the person behind the label of "moderator." This way you'll know a bit about the mod who banned you from this board or put you on 50% warning for an innocuous post you made.

#1- Bouncer- :MyEmoticons-com__we Bouncer hails from Eskilstuna, Sweden and is 33 years old. After getting kicked out of school as a young lad of 13 for breaking the arm of the headmaster "by accident," he went to work in the local Volvo factory after lying about his age. His first job was lifting the cars up onto the flatbed trucks which then delivered them to the dealers. He supplemented his factory wages by moonlighting as a mugger in the evenings. In between prison stints he was able to save enough money to open a health food store which he parlayed into a chain of stores now operating throughout Sweden. He likes to spend his free time fishing, needle-pointing and knee-capping illegal immigrants from Albania.

Bouncer is just one of the many respected mods here that serve you, the board member, in your quest for knowledge about which hotels in Pattaya are "guest-friendly" (in your price range buddy, they all are), whether you should ring the bell for "face" (not a good idea) and whether the girl you picked up from the bar last night is "really different than all the others" (no she is not). If you have any questions for Bouncer please do not hesitate to PM him.

[bouncer]

Ill do my best to reply to the 1008 pm,s i got to day and ill start whith the 3 first they wher from 1 tabmule 2 Ben( shitee manager)
3,HILLY

1 tabmule your qwestion about if sex whith dead cows might the dangerus.....the answer to that is no you cant hurt the cow its already dead.

2, ben your qwestion about why you cant see your own dick is brave and deserves an answer........2 options 1 is your dick is shrinking,,,2 you got fatter think about it and decide for your self.

3, HILLY,HILLY The qwestion about passwords and stuff you should not show to your girlfriend is walid and wery revealing, for now i will give you a tip dont tell anyone the password like you did to me in the pm and ask if its a good one it might hurt and cause problems for the rest of the top table.


THats all for now and more tomorrow..............5 chins and diaper boy will have ther qwestions answed.