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See, what u guys don't unnastan, is the reason folks play golf is so they can wear pants that would get them kicked out of any decent restaurant.
Remember Payne Stewart?

There's a guy playing in the Johnnie Walker Classic right now who has set a new benchmark. Felipe Aguilar or summat is his name. I'll try to find a pic. One trouser leg is black, the other is white.

Sorta Paul McCartney/Michael Jackson but with balls.




found pic...

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Of course, the clubhouse leader is still a pom...

[Frankie]

I always thought white blokes played golf so they could dress like a black bloke does.

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Here's the fun bit.

Felipe came equal second.


But the winner was a young amateur.....so the man in the happy pants got to share the big cheque.