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![]() 1. Be polite and complimentary towards her
2. Take care in your appearance, always look your best 3. Rape ![]()
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![]() I want to fuck Helena Bonham Carter. |
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![]() 1. Have a fat wallet full of cash
2. Have a gold/black/platinum credit card 3. Have a fat wallet and a gold/black/platinum credit card
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![]() 1/ Change pants more than once a week.
2/ Use a fail-safe mens' grooming product - Brut or Hai Karate come highly recommended. 3/ Rohypnol. |
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