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Old 02-07-2007, 03:39 PM   #11
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So why do golfers wear stupid clothes ?

Remember that crazy fucker whose plane fell out of the sky ? He wore really crazy clothes.
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:48 PM   #12
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So why do golfers wear stupid clothes ?

Remember that crazy fucker whose plane fell out of the sky ? He wore really crazy clothes.


payne stewart... his trade mark them plus fours
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:32 PM   #13
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Do the courses have ball washers?
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:02 PM   #14
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Do the courses have ball washers?
Wery big ones.
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Old 02-07-2007, 07:50 PM   #15
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So Darwin Awards are a distinct possibility then ?

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show....tn=main-topten

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Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the b all washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to le ave the course. NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.
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Damn, I winced just reading that one!
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