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Originally Posted by Figjam

Nurse: sorry professor my dog ate my assignment

Professor:

luckily it was only the front sheet for the assignment (university triplicate blah blah) so i stuck it back together with sellotape and apologised as there was no way they were going to beleive that the dog had had it and i needed another signing!!!!

The lady tutted when I explained, but I think the additional dog saliva on the sheet backed up my story enough haha