[Mirkwood]

News just leaked about why the police were realy called to the west ham end of season gala apparently robert green tried to hold the man off but let him slip through his grip then carlton cole threw a punch from close range but missed . super scotty parker showed the captains spirit and was ready to go forward and fight on his own whilst matty upson stood there and watched while wally downes shouted from across the room to be more defensive kieran dyer couldnt get involved because he got injured on route then at the end of the night it all kicked of again when wayne bridge refused to shake anyones hand gold sullivan and brady didnt turn up whilst benny mccarthy miss the whole incident as he was up at the buffet

[monkeyspanker]

Need a deep breath for that, they not teach you punctuation.

An occasional full stop or comma will help!

[gonzo]

You can see why Demba Ba was a bit wary about giving out autographs though, the last time he signed his name to anything it turned out to be a contract with West Ham


Whilst we're on the subject too, you can get good deals on the new Premier League branded tool kits at the moment apparently, no hammers in it though

[penetrator]

It was all part of some world jewish conspiracy