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Old 06-08-2011, 05:34 AM   #71
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I know I might be barking up the wrong tree (excuse the pun) but I'm planning on getting a large male dog (Akita) to keep it in check. Probably backfire.
Oh, dear dear.
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Old 06-08-2011, 07:58 AM   #72
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Does that pirate bloke still go to Adam's? Might be worth asking him if he's got any spare eyepatches.....just thinking of the new eagle
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:57 PM   #73
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This is so weird I had to post it.

Honest to god it's true.

Right, I got home yesterday from Japan.
I spoke to soon about the Kites getting on well. While I've been away they have decided they want to kill each other. Can't leave them in same cage as before.

Porno's had to seperate them. Anyway, she had the rabbits in the other cage. Now she has put them on the upstairs balcony with the baby Eagle. It's only a matter of time before he kills one but still.

Anyway, yesterday I take some dead chics upstairs and start feeding the Eagle. One of the rabbits comes over and starts scoffing the blood and guts as well??????

What the fucks that about? Are Thai rabbits the same as Thai people and will eat anything? I'm knocking up some som tam Lao for the fukkas today.
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Old 06-09-2011, 07:03 AM   #74
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Not a Caerbannog rabbit is it?

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I've emailed the BBC to request next years Spring Watch features a daily report from the Mirkwood Towers, Bangkok.
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I've emailed the BBC to request next years Spring Watch features a daily report from the Mirkwood Towers, Bangkok.
I've emailed the BBC to request they put this clown in a fucking padded cell and film it
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Life with an Eagle...

Honestly it's magnificent.
The only trouble is it's seriously dangerous. You can fuck about having a hawk or owl but at the end of the day they can't really hurt you more than dig their talons in your hand. I pick both my hawks up bare handed. It doesn't hurt that much.

The Eagle is in a totally different league. It's already taken a chunk out of Porno's hand. You really have to treat it like a tiger or bear type animal. It will be massive. I've got to upgrade everything. Avairy won't be big or strong enough. All the perch's need to be heavy duty as well. It's such a lovely bird though. God knows how much you would pay in UK for one. I reckon 10 grand.

The Bangkeow dog is really doing my head in. I reckon they are the worlds worst family pet. It's a bastard. Totally un-trainable. Escape artist and nothing you do to it bothers it. A real cunt of a dog.

Trouble is they are for guarding. Thats why the Thai's have them. On that front it's unbeatable. Nobody would dream of breaking in here. Also, it lays at my feet and is on 24 hour protect mode. Never had or seen a dog like it. 100% you can tell it's part Jackal.

I've got a love hate relationship with it. Totally destroyed our home. TV cabinet, rug, settee, fish pond, garden, rabbit cage. You name it.

What can I do?
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God knows how much you would pay in UK for one. I reckon 10 grand.
Strangley enough they arent for sale at our local market or pet shop.

Most on here have a love/hate relationship...its just with you!
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Old 06-11-2011, 03:58 PM   #79
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Strangley enough they arent for sale at our local market or pet shop.
Good thought though, an eagle stall would improve things on Leicester Market. Beats the crap fruit and veg' currently on sale.
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Does Leicester market still have all the holes in the roof ? I remember they used to have a string of buckets to catch the rain. It was like a fairy chain in the rigt light
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