[Mirkwood]

Mr Mirkwood,

My apologies for some of my intemperate language.

Mind you, I still reckon you must be The Neighbour From Hell and having you next door must be like living next to a cross between Dr Doolittle and Dr Strangelove

Come round for a visit next trip. I reckon you'll be down Chatuchak yourself after an Eagle or Akita. Mans best friend.