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Originally Posted by Mirkwood

A massive Barn Owl. What a cracking bird. Perfect condition. Girl wanted 2500 but Porno knocked her down to 1800 baht. Damion pissed himself laughing when we bought it. The seller just stuck it in a box and gave it to us. No messing.

£46 for a fucking barn owl? I used to go out shooting the fuckers as a kid as they're all over our place and the screeching fuckers used to keep everyone awake all night. You dopey twat, give us an update of your sleep pattern in a couple of weeks if you haven't throttled the fucker by then.