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See, what u guys don't unnastan, is the reason folks play golf is so they can wear pants that would get them kicked out of any decent restaurant.
Remember Payne Stewart?

There's a guy playing in the Johnnie Walker Classic right now who has set a new benchmark. Felipe Aguilar or summat is his name. I'll try to find a pic. One trouser leg is black, the other is white.

Sorta Paul McCartney/Michael Jackson but with balls.




found pic...