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Originally Posted by ROLAND
the Best Advice Is Not To Read Any Stupid Fucking Advice To Newbie Threads
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Heed thine own advice.
To my friend who i took for the first time and is now an LoS addict.
I am your friend and pal: you shall not get there and bang the best shielas before me!
II.
You shall not take the name of the King in vain!
III.
Remember to keep holy, socks, at home, coz you look like a Dundahead wearin em with yo sandals down Walking St !
IV.
Honor your father and your mother, tell em you goin to New Zealand!
V.
You shall not kill , to much time in Secrets or the prices, they may kill you!
VI.
You shall not commit adultery and then post that shit on the net for all to see !
VII.
You shall not steal ,for the Monkey house aint no wildlife park ( well theres plenty of animals there, but you will be dinner )!
VIII.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, Coz in Patters a tazer is 200 baht and can fry yo ass !
IX.
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife ,..actually covet all you like, but if the guy in the next room catches you thinkin out loud, or jackin orf and callin out his wifes name.. remember No V111 !
X.
You shall not covet your neighbor's goods, again coveting is technically OK, but if you convert the covet into a covert acquisition of said goods, you wanna think about that tazer on yo ass, or some ape residing full time up yo ass in the Monkey house.
