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I remember chatting with him at a boxing night he was commenting on that my mate was fighting in.
I asked him "So Gary, do you really think you would have beaten Tyson?"
"Yes mate of course I would have, he wasn't the monster everyone thought he was"

I walked away pissing myself laughing, the guy was so fucking slow he would have been annihilated by a peak Mike Tyson.

Having said that, he was a nice enough bloke, RIP Gary