Some of the more obvious benefits of Woosie membership are,.... Avoidance of physical confrontation in a disturbance whilst still being vocally involved. :Copy of argue:
The ability to see everybodies point of view thus reducing the amount of enemies and subsequent possible physical harm.
With less enemies comes more friends and the possibility of invitations to more parties, copious amounts of free beers and food with no questions asked.
A more relaxed lifestyle stemming from peoples reluctance to involve you in any thing difficult because you are not physical, you talk to much , and you are always bloated and drunk
from all the free food and booze.
