Had a discussion with a jock at work today:
Me: did you see Kompanys goal last night? What a finish!
Him: ah get fucked will ye, we were unlucky
Me: did you actually watch the game? You got hammered!
Him: get tee fuck did we
Me: whatever mate, you should know you are shite by now, just accept it and move on, I'm a Manchester City fan, we were nearly as bad as Scotland once
Him: I don't follow the national team any more anyway, too many protestants
Me: are you a fenian twat then?
Him: raging bright red face and stomped off to the sound of my laughter
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need a holiday 
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