So I was in a hotel last night and feeling a bit lonely, so I got online and found a local escort girl. She looked nice and into the sick kinky shit I am so I grabbed the phone and dialed her number:
"Hello"
"Hi there, I saw your website.""
"That's good"
"I'd like you to come up to my room"
"What for sir?"
"Well, I want you to dress up like a schoolgirl, we'll start by me spanking you, then some oral, definitely anal. After I've shot my load over your face I want you to give me a rimjob until I'm hard again. Then I'll fuck the shit out of your mouth while you use a dildo up my ass."
"Sir, you need to dial 9 for an outside line"
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