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Kin'ell, I can't keep track of all these changes....can you give us a quick inventory check on what you have now?
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I must admit there has been a few changes.
I was away in Pattaya one weekend. Porno decided it would be kind and buddah like to let Odin the hawk and the owls fly around free in the apartment. She came home later that day to find just one owl leg.
All the Siamese fighting fish have croaked it now. We did have them nearly a year. Natural causes and Thai water killed those off.
Here is the list:
5 owls either died or eaten.
1 owl escaped.
1 red kite bird of prey. Died.
1 male , 1 female Asian Fairy Bluebirds. Both escaped.
3 Treepie birds. Odin killed one and I released two into the wild. Bitch at the market told us they sang lovely. Turned out they were in crow family. Kept us and the neighbours up all hours. Had to go.
1 Goshawk bird of prey. Satan. I bought him at Chatuchak. Lovely bird but I made a mistake buying an adult BOP. You must have a young one. Older ones can't be tamed. I released him into the forest near Bangkok.
1 squirrel. Died.
20 or so Siam fighting fish. 10 killed instantly when we put them in same tank.
20 new style 'fish have many color' (Thai translation) fighting fish that live in pond outside. They are doing well.
Odin our white Kite bird of prey. Alive and kicking. Fully trained,can hunt and return. Cost over 20,000 baht to get him to this level. Un-friendly fukka. Only lives to kill and eat things. We love him to bits but I wouldn't recommend buying a bird of prey. Harry Potter makes it look easy but it's a full time job keeping one.
Lucky our copy German Shepherd dog. The dogs a nutcase. I think somebody fed her yabba at birth. Eats and bites things. That's it.
Honey our Belgian Malinois (like German Shepherd.) Big fukka that looks like junkyard dog. Weird personality. Quiet and silent then attacks everything in site with no warning. Vet told us she's a nasty bit of work. Porno thinks it's great.
Akita. Ninja. Another big fukka. Fkn hurts when he bites. He is lovely but I have concerns about when he gets bigger. Spends his days beating up the other two and trying to kill Odin.
All in all it's a fkn nightmare in this house but I wouldn't have it any other way.