[monsterman]

My old friend Clive who used to live in High Wycombe had several Crocs ,baboons ,chimps and a 6 metre long Python that weighed 300lbs. Needed 10-12 blokes to load him in the van for film shoots even when he was sated with food and a little dope.

When the crocs were babies they were cute but when they got 6ft long and sat under the sofa during our biker parties it was dodgy .He lived in a semi and the RSPCA hated him but he was a pro animal trainer and rented himself and the animals out to films at Elstree etc ...he also has issues with the Tax man...but the never called round after the snake nearly ate one of the cunts when he tried hassling clive whilst clive was feeding the monster.Unfortunately clive passed away a few years ago from a heart attack caused by too much dink and dugs and the animals were sold off by his wife and sent to various Zoos in the UK.