I hate golf....last time I played it was about 3 years ago with a pal of mine.
He likes to drink while golfing so we went through about 7-8 cans each.
About the 10th hole, I'm looking for a mens room and there isn't one anywhere, no trees either and we are surrounded by old ladies that were playing a tourney that day.
I ran full speed back to the club house to take a leak and didn't make it. I had to take off my sweatshirt and tie it around my waist so the ladies wouldn't see that I pissed my pants.....I hate golf.
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