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elway69 · 01-03-2010, 08:44 AM

Found this online and it has convinced me that Prince Philip is a founder member of sickipedia, it's a list of many of his political correct one-liners:

# Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
# "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
# "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
# "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
# "You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
# "You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
# "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
# "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
# "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
# “Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)
# "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog)
# "In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."

# 'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of paraguay when asked how his flight was)

# 'Deaf? I'm not suprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band)

# 'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair)

# 'Bloody silly fool!' (To a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognize him)

# 'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.)

The man should get a medal or something.

01-03-2010, 08:44 AM	#1
elway69 Advanced Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Live in Pattaya Posts: 1,242 Shouts: 1189 Thanks: 546 Rep Power:	Prince Philip,funny bastard. Found this online and it has convinced me that Prince Philip is a founder member of sickipedia, it's a list of many of his political correct one-liners: # Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002) # "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting) # "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland) # "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh) # "You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift) # "You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary) # "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands) # "You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea) # "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting) # “Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil) # "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog) # "In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation." # 'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of paraguay when asked how his flight was) # 'Deaf? I'm not suprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band) # 'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair) # 'Bloody silly fool!' (To a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognize him) # 'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.) The man should get a medal or something. __________________ I want to fuck Helena Bonham Carter.