I HAVE A CONFESSION,.......i used performance enhancing, mind altering and illegal drugs
for a number of years when i was a professional
. I feel it is necessary to admit to my disgraceful past and have any titles such as ..." Biggest Knobhead,
Greatest Wanker,
No1 Jerkoff,
..etc etc , taken off me. I will now retreat into obscurity and just become a normal citizen. Eventually i will do the only right thing to do..