I've polled a few of our experienced members for their best tips...here's what they say:
Gonzo: Don't eat the red pills.
Smully: Don't fart in a soapie.
Bazzap: Check the gold futures market before you leave home.
Mirky: Always use a condom.
ROLAND: Ring the bell as many times as you can. It will show the girls you really care for them.
Winston: Take a bottle of cordial to avoid paying for laydee drinks.
Magoo: Don't worry. I can get you whatever you need.
Bouncer: Stop looking at my bird.
CDawg: Get a duplicate passport.
Max: Never believe anything a bar owner says, except for the ones that are always scrupulous.
Klowndon: Its a photoshop.
Figjam: Where's Pattaya?