1 Don`t fall in love.
2 Don`t enter any drinking competitions against bouncer,
you`ll lose.
3. Don`t waste time washing your hair before meeting up
with Bilbo in What`s Up, you`ll get a free shampoo
whether you want or need it.
Bring a towel and hairbrush though
4. (mack- take special note) Dont listen to Winston
when he says he knows where to meet up in naklua.
You`ll only end up lost, scared and emotional.
5. Don`t accept any invites to go fishing with Magoo and co.
Starts at 11.00AM, you`ll lose out on valuable sleeping time
best used for recovering from previous nights outings
with above mentioned felons.
6. Don`t read any of roamer`s
posts on the
state of the economy within a month of travel.
You`ll end up either cancelling or looking for
some tall building to jump off .
7. Don`t fall in love.