It's almost the 15th of the month so here's the reminder...
 

Just to remind you new members here at Pattaya-Revealed, as a way to set us apart from the other boards the mods voted unanimously :gathering::gathering::gathering::gathering: several months ago that the 15th of every month would be, "Refer to Yourself in the Third-Person" day. Here is the FAQ for the details but it's really very simple.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:R...e_Third_Person

If you're posting on the 15th of any month, a minimum of one of your posts should refer to yourself in the third person. If you post on the 15th but none of them do, you get an automatic 25% warning from the security software program Winston recently designed. :MyEmoticons-com__co

Here's a quick example of a post that uses this form and one that's also quite likely to show up on the 15th:

"Well mack saw that post by Krowdon on Talk today and mack remains convinced that The Krow is the biggest knob head :dickhead:currently on the boards."

Simple as pie, no? So get ready for the 15th, it's right around the corner....mack says so.

what date is it today?

:nerd: Get ready jonny it will be on this Wednesday. I'm getting excited. jonny I've got over 500 songs downloaded now from Limewire...I want to get my money's worth before Apple drags me off to jail for illegal downloading.. :shock:

I'm sure you'll be fine mack! I download all the album releases each week from a torrent site called aradi tracker. Its awesome! you just need some good speakers now mack! I don't think you get a remote control do you with your laptop??? Have a look at whether you can get one with your laptop as having the remote is awesome! Its typical mac genius

I got two little Bose speakers but without the woofer or sub woofer or whatewer the 3rd thing is that gives it more bass and bigger sound. For now it's fine...I got a little remote but as usual don't really know what to do with it...I'll play around with it and see.

P.S.- I read that over 20,000 people have been sued for illegally downloading songs but whatewer. :sweat:

Considering how many millions of regular downloaders there are Mack it isn't worth worrying about.

Since Smully has a problem talking in third person, Smully will avoid posting on 15th of each month to avoid the warning. Smully has enough problem with his girlfriends and getting banned from forum board without a warning. Let along Smully being warned of this rule. Smully refused to be on the board on the 15th. And since the members are around the world with different time zone, Smully will avoid the board from the 14th through 16th to be on the safe side. Smully thanks you in advance for the warning. :cheers:

gonzo feels it only fair to warn you smull that, after recent concerns regarding the arcade, anyone failing to refer to themselves in the third person on the 15th will be banned from the arcade immediately and any comments left on the scoreboards by that person will be ammended to read "I heart honest bent".

Pleez speeky linglit u peepals ar 2 komplicate 4 me ,wot this all about ?

Unless you are one of the 20,000 !!


Have a nice time inside Mack. :sheep shagger:


We will send you some piccies from Soi 6
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:cheers: