Thailand Travel Tipz for newbiez....add yer own....
 

wear dark colored shorts during the day and while out on the town at night, wear dark colored slackz.....dark colors will disguise yer piss stainz.

Get your head shaved, no need then to carry combs or brushes to do your hair after the many short time showers.

excellent tip o/c:thumbsup:....was it a good trip m8?:detective:

1 Don`t fall in love.

2 Don`t enter any drinking competitions against bouncer,
you`ll lose.

3. Don`t waste time washing your hair before meeting up
with Bilbo in What`s Up, you`ll get a free shampoo
whether you want or need it.
Bring a towel and hairbrush though:rolleyes:

4. (mack- take special note) Dont listen to Winston
when he says he knows where to meet up in naklua.
You`ll only end up lost, scared and emotional.

5. Don`t accept any invites to go fishing with Magoo and co.
Starts at 11.00AM, you`ll lose out on valuable sleeping time
best used for recovering from previous nights outings
with above mentioned felons.


6. Don`t read any of roamer`s :oops: posts on the
state of the economy within a month of travel.
You`ll end up either cancelling or looking for
some tall building to jump off .

7. Don`t fall in love.

Check your shirt for cue chalk. You don't want to walk around :patters: looking like a knob. :woos:

If you have problems with incontinence, just go to Pattaya during Songkran - you can piss yer pantz to your hearts delight - and no-one will ever know :cheer2:

For any newbies/first time visitors actually wanting to
benefit from this thread, here goes:

1 Don`t fall in love, honestly don`t, not on your first trip,
it`s for fun.

2. Don`t worry about making mistakes, you`ll still be
making them after several trips, doesn`t matter though.

3. Obvious maybe but take your hotel/guesthouse business card
with you when you go out, if it all gets too much or the
beer gets the better of you, at least you can show the card
to a motorcycle taxi or bahtbus driver and get back to base.
You might pay a few baht more than necessary but doesn`t matter
on a first trip.

4. You haven`t got to buy a drink for every girl that asks you to
buy her a drink, she`s working, on commission, your money,
your choice.

5. If you feel you aren`t being treated as a decent customer,
pay your bill and leave, other bars will be grateful
of your custom.

6. Don`t enter into confrontation with thais,walk away
however "hard" you think you might be.

7. Experience is the best teacher,whatever you read.

8. Don`t go out with any more money than you might need
for the evening,don`t flash the cash, you can always go back to
your room(safe) or ATM for extra cash.

9. Pattaya is fun, don`t take it too seriously.

10. Believe it or not,most if not all members on here
would rather you had a good time than a bad one and will help
with advice, you only got to ask.

11. Don`t fall in love.

excellent tipz roamer:cheers:

1. Dont fall in love.
2. [b]DONT FALL IN LOVE.[b]
3. Try not to barfine from your residence (Thai birds get jealous of a man with a large packet, ie wallet)
4. Buy mamasan a drink, trust me it helps.
5. Treat em nice and your reward will be twofold.
6. Explore, Walking Street generally sucks big time, had happiest nights in beer bars etc
7. Sample everything. Massage, Lolitas, the Hell Club (twice), Soi 6.
8. Controversial? Dont be afraid of Freelancers on Beach Road, choose wisely and be safe with valuables. Hey whats 500 baht?
9. Chill, always remember your night out (even in credit crunch) is costing you 2k for beer and food, 1k + tip for LT with a stunner translates to about £50. Try doing that in the UK or US or anywhere else for that matter.
10. Really, dont fall in love. You will, you will. For all the sick buffalo in LOS you ever meet a vet?????????????

Make sure you visit Stupid Cupid bar