what you doing? - tam arai
having a wank - chok wow
why? - tam mai
because it's not expensive - pro wah mai pairng
you want to fuck me? - khun dtong gan boom boom gab chan mai?
no thanks.. you are ugly - mai ow krap.. khun nagliad

finished now - set laew

youre good rawlins

somnamna-----your own fault(serves u right)

Try the website thai-language.com Si.

Choose your phrase, press the speaker icon and hear it spoken. Repeat it over and over till you get it down pat then drop it into the next phone conversation with Tam.

It will impress the fuck out of her guaranteed.

rawlins you are great at this! I'm going to put a diferent thai phrase in the announcement bit each day to help those of us who are useless at it..........namely me!

good idea jonny im getting pretty good just talked to tam and she understood everything i said while laughing her arse off

why don't you give it a go at talking thai to her si?

done and dusted jonny she thought it was funny as fuck

Stop,you hurt me - Yut,khun tham hai jep
Oh,you are too big - Oo ho,khwang khun yai mak
It`s so big and hard - khawng khun yai lae khaeng jang loei:whistling:
dancing dancing

roamer....who have you been saying that too????

Hmmm roamer you got something to tell us???