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foz 01-08-2011 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by monsterman (Post 197340)
One day Mirky is going to come home and find the dog fucking Porno .....how will he cope with that betrayal...I draw the line at bestiality .

That will make a change from him catching her with her thia hubby........i mean brother.........or maybe uncle or something :snigger:

Mirkwood 01-08-2011 05:29 PM

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Can Rolly start a book on how long it will be before its an ex-owl?!
Simie.
So far so good. I just checked on him. Eating,drinking and making twit twooing noises. This is the one that will ruin the neighbours. Thai's are shit scared of big owls. They think somebody in their family will die when they hear them hooting. I reckon he will kill them all off by morning.:shs:

gonzo 01-08-2011 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirkwood (Post 197307)
A massive Barn Owl. What a cracking bird. Perfect condition. Girl wanted 2500 but Porno knocked her down to 1800 baht. Damion pissed himself laughing when we bought it. The seller just stuck it in a box and gave it to us. No messing.

£46 for a fucking barn owl? I used to go out shooting the fuckers as a kid as they're all over our place and the screeching fuckers used to keep everyone awake all night. You dopey twat, give us an update of your sleep pattern in a couple of weeks if you haven't throttled the fucker by then.

ROLAND 01-08-2011 05:45 PM

This is thread of the year, no one has a clue who is going to die next dancing

Mirkwood 01-08-2011 06:12 PM

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You dopey twat, give us an update of your sleep pattern in a couple of weeks if you haven't throttled the fucker by then.
You might be right here. It's first night and I've been twit twooed awake at 1am. The Bangkeaw starts howling at 4am so this might be one of those nights.:yes:

gonzo 01-08-2011 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirkwood (Post 197351)
You might be right here. It's first night and I've been twit twooed awake at 1am. The Bangkeaw starts howling at 4am so this might be one of those nights.:yes:

Twit twoo my arse! They aren't called screech owls for nothing, wait til the fucker really starts letting go!

foz 01-08-2011 06:49 PM

Ah well owl pie tomorrow milkpot

KeeNeow 01-08-2011 08:53 PM

Are you going to pay 15000baht to teach it to hunt too. I'll save you the money, don't feed the fucker.

Mirkwood 01-09-2011 12:34 AM

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At last. I've got some great pictures of Bubo our pet Barn owl. I'm not scared of him anymore. Got the old falcon gauntlet out. I was taking a bit of a chance touching him without it. Look at the lovely colours.

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We took him to the hawk school straight away to get him checked over and ankle leathers fitted.

My mate has just spent out massive. Eagle owl 100,000 baht and Gyrfalcon from Europe 130,000 baht. To be honest it's great being back with the school. I'm planning on doing a lot more falconry, fishing and less shagging in Pattaya for a bit. Need to get back on track with a few things here.

Gyrfalcon.

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old crust 01-09-2011 08:58 AM

Kin'el, those Eagle Owl's can be nasty bastards. There is a bloke in Leicester who has one and it thinks nothing of attacking any house hold pet it see's. Nobody dare tackle the owner about it in case they get swooped on.


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