Milky, as you may or may not know those Akitas where originally bred in Japan to hunt bears! I hope you give it plenty of exercise or one day it might get bored and hunt you or Porno?!!
Simie.

As Mirky and Porno like to spoil their pets then why not buy a couple of bears for the dogs to play with in the back garden? I am sure Mr. Somchai at Chatuchak Market will either stock bears or can order them in.

Insurance cover would be adviseable. But I have never came across a policy that offers cover involving compensation for biting, scratching, mauling, gouging and de-capitation by wild animals that are kept within the boundaries of a residential property.

Mirky where is your house in Pattaya ...if it needs guarding ....i will find a couple of cobras for you and teach u how to handle and take care of them ...burglars dont like snakes even better snakebite is not murder.

I love the Akita but he's got social bonding issues. His way of being friendly is to jump on you and bite your face. I had some of that at 3am this morning. You ought to live in this house. It's sounds like the bird in the Excorist lives downstairs with a pack of Werewolves. That bastard Bangkeaw starts howling at 4am everyday.

Akita killed all the fish in the pond yesterday. I read that they see any animal in the home as prey and kill it. I reckon that's spot on.

The Akita bites your face ...now we know where your good looks come from !

Mirkwood your an animal in many ways so i expect that bastard dog will kill you as well...GET RID OF IT BEFORE IT HURTS YOU OR PORNO.

No way I love that dog big time. Porno will be going before him.

I've had a very exciting addition to Mirkys animal kingdom today.

We went down Chatuchak with Damion. I saw it.

A massive Barn Owl. What a cracking bird. Perfect condition. Girl wanted 2500 but Porno knocked her down to 1800 baht. Damion pissed himself laughing when we bought it. The seller just stuck it in a box and gave it to us. No messing.

It's upstairs perched on the balcony window as we speak. I just walked up the road and saw it looking down at me. Looks the absolute dogs back wheels. He's a bit fiesty to say the least but no worse than Odin. Big talons and razor sharp beak.

Photo's to follow. You will be impressed with this one trust me. Best looking bird I've ever seen.

Can Rolly start a book on how long it will be before its an ex-owl?!
Simie.

Milkpot ,you know whats missing in your animal kingdom ?



Roland invite him over for a months stay, Or ask monsterman around for the afternoon :snigger:

Once the Akita wakes up from its fish breakfast it will be after an owl lunch.

Which ever animal goes extinct next im blaming Mirky, a one man/dog killing zone

One day Mirky is going to come home and find the dog fucking Porno .....how will he cope with that betrayal...I draw the line at bestiality .