Thailand don'ts
 

I'm trying to compile a list of don'ts for my first trip to Thailand on Friday. Here is what I have come up with so far. If you can think of anymore please let me know.

1. Don't keep bar tabs
2. Avoid Patong
3. Avoid political demonstrations
4. Don't accept drinks from anyone
5. Always have 2 wallets
6. Don't buy anything in the airport duty free area
7. Don't rent a jet ski or anything for that matter
8. Don't enter a taxi unless it has a meter
9. Don't raise your voice
10. Lie about your identity if possible
11. First night in a new place is a test night
12. Bargain hard
13. Don't be sympathetic to anyones cause
14. If anyone asks if you have been to Thailand before say yes

You're fucked. :bowrofl:

why 2 wallets ?

Most bars you drink in will put a slip in your 'bin' for each drink you have. Keep an eye on the slips and the amounts on them and you shouldn't have a problem.

Oh yeah, don't point with your feet. They don't really like that.

7. Don't rent a jet ski or anything for that matter

you are gonna have to rent the girls...

Well, usually when I go to Hong Kong, I keep my real wallet in my front right pocket and my fake wallet in my rear pocket for pick pockets on the trams.

don't take a wallet, just shove some notes in your pocket or down your sock, thats what i do :cheer2:

Do you really think you should be let out alone ?

Well, the more I read the more I think I am wishing someone else could come along for the trip but I don't know anyone who is willing to admit that whoring, clubbing, and boozing makes a perfect vacation.

sounds to me like you need some new friends, and you don't have any friends on our wavelength ? holy shit you must have lead a sheltered life with your boring as fuck buddys :group: