You could use the hose next to the toilet if you are really up shit creak .

Literally up shit creek. It has a nice cooling effect as well.

there seems to be a trend of don't fall in love.But its a good idea to keep up on spending,although things are cheap,theres nothing as bad as forgetting how much money you threw around the night before

if a ladyman won't take no for an answer and keeps pestering you...tell her you can't go with her cause you gay:thumbsup:....if she say "i gay" say I like ladyman....this will confuse her and she will say "you ting tong falang" and leave shaking her head:thumbsup:

dont get spunk in yer eye like mirkwood his eye blew up like a red snooker ball ...
its been checked in medical books as spunky eye vd so beware :3some:

swiming pool my arse