suicide watch!
 

just join`d up today so here`s my story, after hearing for the past 2-3years about thailand this year i thought i will have to make the trip across the pond after countless weekends in the pub the toppic of conversation was yes u guessd it thailand and as the lads i was with in the pubs on these weekend all had been to thailand except me so with some twisting of they arm i booked
to see wat it`s all about.i had heard so much about the place i think i had the best preping anyone could have.but on arival any amount of preping never had me properd for wat i was about to c.as we drove into pattaya the buzz i was experiencing was unreal that and i could`nt wait for an empty.i will continue this story wen i have more time but at the mo i havent got much si ill cut to the chase.back to the title suicide watch!this being some pair of cunts have been goin on all week about there trip which is next week so all im hearing at the mo is wat this pair are goint to do wen they get there as im only a mear man unfortunately i cant join them so there off next week and im here stuck on my own and my bro has got the smaratains to come and check on me 3 times that week.

I like you already no shame and agree with you about how some people go on and on about their upcoming trips and remind us how many days left until their fucking "wheels go up" :tomcat: etc. Leather them both for me please and I'll buy you a drink sometime, just don't ask when. :cheers:

Welcome to the board NS.

NS, do you look enough like your brother to be able to pass yourself off as him and...say....take his place on the trip if, heaven forbid, something should happen to him before he leaves? :whistling:

dont go puttin ideas in his empty head gonzo....

They usually go over there limit of 2 glass,s of beer on there first night and so spend the next 3 days spewing up in there hotel room.
On there first venture out they always seem to end up going into a ladyboy bar in Nana.
The never build up enough courage to bar fine so then off they go to Pattaya.
Then then spend all day taking photo,s in the bars on Soi6 but they have never even been up the stairs.
When they do actually shag a bird there in love up to there eyeballs and spend the last few days splashing money on them as they walk round holding hands.(holding the girls hand not each others)

fuck off sampeng.....you been following us???? dancing pissedme

by the way NO SHAME,nice avatar...who is that good looking toned athlete of a boxer?? has champion written all over him..

Does he wear silk pajama bottoms at home.

me???? i saleep naked......apart from my nappy