Ham Yai-----big cock
Ham Noi----little cock

Koon Cheu Arai Krup ? - What is your name ?
Phom chue Joe Krup - My name is Joe
Koon nahm sa-goon arai ? - What is your surname ?
Phom nam sa-goon Bloggs Krup - My surname is Bloggs
Koon bpen kon chaht arai ? What nationality are you ?
phom bpen kon Ungrit - I am English
mah jahk - London - to come from London
Kor Toht - Excuse me

Phom - I (male)
Di chun/Chun -I (female)
Kao - He,She,They
Rao -We

Chai mai ? Isn't that so ?
Chai - yes
Mai Chai - no
Dai Mai ? Can you ?
Dai - Can
Mai Dai - Cannot
Mee Mai ? do you have ?
Mee - have
Mai Mee - No have

Nee arai ? What is this ?
Nee ree-uk wah arai ? What is this called ?
Nee Tao Rai krup ? How much is this ?
Nan Tao Rai krup - How much is that ?
Bpairt sip baht ler Krup ? 80 baht is it ? (ler = question particle)
Pairng bpai noy - a little too expensive
Pairng - Expenisive
Mai Pairng - Not expensive
Lot noy dai mai krup ? Can you give me discount ? (dai/mai dai)
Jet sip baht dai mai krup ? 70 baht can you ? - suggest a price
Gor lair-o gun - Let's settle for

Bpai Rohng rairm Areca lodge tao rai krup ? How much to go Hotel Areca Loge ?
Roo-juk rohng rairm Areca Lodge mai krup ? Do you know hotel Areca Lodge ? - roo - know - mai roo - don't know
Bpai tan-non sukhumvit - Go to Sukhimvit road
Dtrong Pai - Straight ahead
Lee-o Sai - Turn left
Lee-o Kwah - Turn right
Kao soi mai krup ? Enter the soi ? kao krup - yes
Bpai soot soi - go to the end of the soi
Jort glai glai rohng rairm - park near the hotel
Jort tee-nee - Park here
Jort tee-non - Park over there

Hohng nam yoo tee nai ? Where is the bathroom/toilet ?
Check bin Krup/Gep Tang Krup - Pay bill please
Ao bia Singh koo-ut yai krup - I'd like a large bottle of Singha beer
Bia Singh koo-ut la tao rai ? How much is a bottle of Singha ?
Gah-fair too-ay la tao rai ? How much is a cup of coffee ?

Just some of the more useful stuff I learnt.

Thanks for that butterfly, looks like we've finally got a good Thai language teacher here. It's a thankless fucking job though let me tell you. Winston coming to class drunk with his hockey team, smull nodding off....oh the stories I could tell you! :cheers:

I didn't appreciate the detention either:bored: my arse still tingles,Winnie said detention wasn't a pain in the arse:rolleyes1:

Heineken=beer
Tiger=beer
Spite=lemon lime soft drink
Coca-Cola=soft drink
red moo=watermelon
boomboom=intercourse
mens=no boomboom

Winston as usual was too drunk to feel pain.

Lahng nah gai= to wash a chicken's face (means to shag in the morning)

gwang lee-ow lung= the deer is turning around (from-behind position)

dtohg sao khemm = to ram a post in the ground (she is sitting on ya dick)

geb saboo = to pick up the soap (dogy-style)

Got these off another site. 'lahng na gai' gets a laugh !

Very good = dee mak
(Slang version of very good) = khod dee/ khod jeng

On the dcothailand website there is a book called- Have Fun with Thai Proverbs. I've skimmed through the blurb about the book there's a few funny proverbs in there. One that comes to mind -
Mai pen sa po lot - This is not pineapple.
Means food doesn't taste good also could be used in a wider context I think to mean something isn't good.

HMM no pain no gain:MyEmoticons-com__fa

Nope:innocent: Just what I overheard in a bar.



Now where was it??:unsure:




Thats it overheard in JSB:scared:
:oops: