Worse Moments in Australian Sport
 

2007 Grand Final.

I should have stayed in bed. At least it will shut up some of the loud mouth Power fans I have known.

Yes Geelong certainly showed the crow eaters how the game is played:box:

All in all a crappy game. Get into the League, whats wrong wiv ya !!!!:beautiful:

When will we see a Melbourne team win it again?

Well at least it was an outer Melbourne team that won:kneel:

Thats Figgies local side! :flashymotor:

I'll take that as a never then.

Apparently Mark Webber spewed in his helmet during todays Japanese Grand Prix - fucking lightweight, thought you Aussies fancied yourselves as good drinkers. You think the likes of Graham Hill and James Hunt won World Championships without being able to take their drink.

Truly pathetic krowdon

Yeah but he swallowed it all back down as he was then hungry again and didn't want to stop for a snack.:MyEmoticons-com__be

2006 ashes !

Which of these threads will get updated after tonights match?



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I see Mark Webber's been telling tales this week.

Bloody whingeing Aussies :bigfinger

15 43pm sat 6th oct 2007

thats gotta hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUSSIES AUSSIES AUSSIES - OUT OUT OUT !

AUSSIES AUSSIES AUSSIES - OUT OUT OUT !

AUSSIES - OUT !

AUSSIES - OUT !

AUSSIES AUSSIES AUSSIES - OUT OUT OUT !

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Did Australia lose in something again?

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The Aussie front row are a fucking joke.

Andrew Sheridan made them look very amateur

We were far superior.

Way too powerful.

The PAIN

The SHAME

The EMBARRASMENT

The BROKEN PROMISES

How on earth will the aussie team cope with all of this, after the rhetoric, the "hate" quote, the discussions with the ref to stop the "nasty man beating me up" (ie the attempt to imply to the ref that our prop wasn't better than them he just cheated all the time), the "this is our year", playing an English team with no confidence or form - It must really really really hurt :snigger:

As a good friend of mine likes to say "SUCKS TO BE YOU" (AUSSIES) :lmoa2:

Have you heard the one about the new Aussie immigration policy ......... If you lose to the English your never allowed back :hanging:

I had to do it as we don't get the chance too often
 

John Connolly, Stirling Mortlock, Graham Henry, Richie McCaw and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Graham Henry & Richie McCaw first he asks, "what do you believe?"
Graham Henry looks God in the eye and states passionately,
"I believe Rugby to be the food of life in New Zealand.
Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from
both the North & South Islands. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their country".
God looks up and offers the New Zealand coach the seat to his left.

He then turns to John Connolly & Stirling Mortlock, "and you, John, what do you believe?" John Connolly stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour, passion and flair are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers the Aussie coach the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Jonny Wilkinson , "and you, Jonny, what do you believe?" "I believe" says Jonny

"you're sitting in my f***ing seat."

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Q. What could you do for a drowning Australian Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

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Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.

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The Australian Rugby team are bringing out a new bra !

Plenty of support, Soft but with no CUP ! ! !

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Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an All Black jersey ?

The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in
order to save his family from any more embarrassment.

Last weeks international Rugby Union schedule:

England met France - 8 pm, Saturday, 13 October, Stade De France.

South Africa met Argentina - 8pm, Sunday, 14 October, Stade De France.

Australia met New Zealand - 1pm, Monday, 8 October, Charles De Gaulle Airport.


The New Zealand all blacks have been making their contribution to reducing global warming, they gave the Australian Rugby Union team a lift home in their aeroplane.

Shit its times like this i dont say i live in aussie im an American lol.

greg