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NO SHAME 09-22-2007 07:26 PM

suicide watch!
 
just join`d up today so here`s my story, after hearing for the past 2-3years about thailand this year i thought i will have to make the trip across the pond after countless weekends in the pub the toppic of conversation was yes u guessd it thailand and as the lads i was with in the pubs on these weekend all had been to thailand except me so with some twisting of they arm i booked
to see wat it`s all about.i had heard so much about the place i think i had the best preping anyone could have.but on arival any amount of preping never had me properd for wat i was about to c.as we drove into pattaya the buzz i was experiencing was unreal that and i could`nt wait for an empty.i will continue this story wen i have more time but at the mo i havent got much si ill cut to the chase.back to the title suicide watch!this being some pair of cunts have been goin on all week about there trip which is next week so all im hearing at the mo is wat this pair are goint to do wen they get there as im only a mear man unfortunately i cant join them so there off next week and im here stuck on my own and my bro has got the smaratains to come and check on me 3 times that week.

mack 09-22-2007 07:31 PM

I like you already no shame and agree with you about how some people go on and on about their upcoming trips and remind us how many days left until their fucking "wheels go up" :tomcat: etc. Leather them both for me please and I'll buy you a drink sometime, just don't ask when. :cheers:

old crust 09-22-2007 07:31 PM

Welcome to the board NS.

gonzo 09-22-2007 07:33 PM

NS, do you look enough like your brother to be able to pass yourself off as him and...say....take his place on the trip if, heaven forbid, something should happen to him before he leaves? :whistling:

Thebomb 09-22-2007 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 54132)
NS, do you look enough like your brother to be able to pass yourself off as him and...say....take his place on the trip if, heaven forbid, something should happen to him before he leaves? :whistling:

dont go puttin ideas in his empty head gonzo....

Sampeng 09-22-2007 07:38 PM

They usually go over there limit of 2 glass,s of beer on there first night and so spend the next 3 days spewing up in there hotel room.
On there first venture out they always seem to end up going into a ladyboy bar in Nana.
The never build up enough courage to bar fine so then off they go to Pattaya.
Then then spend all day taking photo,s in the bars on Soi6 but they have never even been up the stairs.
When they do actually shag a bird there in love up to there eyeballs and spend the last few days splashing money on them as they walk round holding hands.(holding the girls hand not each others)

Thebomb 09-22-2007 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sampeng (Post 54135)
They usually go over there limit of 2 glass,s of beer on there first night and so spend the next 3 days spewing up in there hotel room.
On there first venture out they always seem to end up going into a ladyboy bar in Nana.
The never build up enough courage to bar fine so then off they go to Pattaya.
Then then spend all day taking photo,s in the bars on Soi6 but they have never even been up the stairs.
When they do actually shag a bird there in love up to there eyeballs and spend the last few days splashing money on them as they walk round holding hands.(holding the girls hand not each others)


fuck off sampeng.....you been following us???? dancing pissedme

Thebomb 09-22-2007 07:49 PM

by the way NO SHAME,nice avatar...who is that good looking toned athlete of a boxer?? has champion written all over him..

Sampeng 09-22-2007 07:51 PM

Does he wear silk pajama bottoms at home.

Thebomb 09-22-2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sampeng (Post 54141)
Does he wear silk pajama bottoms at home.

me???? i saleep naked......apart from my nappy

gonzo 09-22-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thebomb (Post 54142)
apart from my nappy

I hear they're all the rage in Pattaya these days.

ROLAND 09-22-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thebomb (Post 54140)
by the way NO SHAME,nice avatar...who is that good looking toned athlete of a boxer?? has champion written all over him..

Is it Amir Khan dancing

Thebomb 09-22-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 54145)
I hear they're all the rage in Pattaya these days.

is that right dancing......i wont look out of place in my huggies then?

Thebomb 09-22-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROLAND (Post 54153)
Is it Amir Khan dancing

no.....but i hit the canvass same same

Elvis 09-22-2007 09:36 PM

ns dont listen to them blah blah blah telling you which ladyboy they had they will lie and say they never went with one but we all know the truth .bomb says he shag champion of 2006 but what was he shagging :batman:

mack 09-22-2007 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by paul4861 (Post 54176)
ns dont listen to them blah blah blah telling you which ladyboy they had they will lie and say they never went with one but we all know the truth .bomb says he shag champion of 2006 but what was he shagging :batman:

Compare Paul's last post above where he's trash-talking to a professional fighter with his first one to this board just a few short months ago right here:

hello everyone
does anyone know the flipper hotel is is guest friendly or is residence garden better or what hotel would you recomend
thanks


Now tell me he's not a shoe-in for Rookie of the Year in December. :toot: :beautiful:

monsterman 09-23-2007 01:31 AM

Suicide Watch?

Is that a new reality TV show ?

mack 09-23-2007 04:18 AM

Yep monster, the winner is the last one to top themself. :hang: :hang: :hang: :hang: ................... :hang: :toot:

jonny 09-23-2007 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thebomb (Post 54140)
by the way NO SHAME,nice avatar...who is that good looking toned athlete of a boxer?? has champion written all over him..

someones been writing on his back again taking the piss........:clapping:gbxbrothers:

NO SHAME 09-27-2007 09:33 PM

look what the cunts are doing to me....! that wankstain reg turned up with a thai flag & his beloved soi6 raiders top just to rub it in that they are off to LOS tomorrow , i hope they choke on their tom yum & can't get a stiffy for a week

Thebomb 09-27-2007 09:38 PM

and ill be on the phone everyday lettin ya know what a great time im havin dancing dancing dancing.......ill see you on the other side F....and ill se u,ya bum sniff! when i get back....oh ill tell your girl you miss her as im givin her one.....for the team of course

mack 09-27-2007 10:27 PM

You shouldn't have to put up with that no shame. Maybe an anonymous call to the airport tonight....tell them you know of a security concern regarding some passengers? :copcar: ......... :plane:

mandajay 09-28-2007 03:41 PM

oh aren't them two boys mean!!!!!

jonny 09-28-2007 04:50 PM

an anal cavity search is just the welcome they need

Sampeng 09-28-2007 04:56 PM

Iam sure Goliath/spitfirecharlie/Daffyd would be up for the job.

NO SHAME 09-29-2007 12:44 AM

not to worrie boys i have the little wank stain`s traveler check details here in case anything was to happen "hears hopeing" ill just cancel them then were will he be without his slag tokens

NO SHAME 09-29-2007 12:51 AM

on lookin back on this pic it looks like boy`o has his butt plug in getting ready to take yet another pounding in the ring well he`ll need to find some way of makeing money as im going to cancel his traveler`s check`s

mack 09-29-2007 01:33 AM

Go for it...what are brothers for? :hug:


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