It's almost the 15th of the month so here's the reminder...
 

Just to remind you new members here at Pattaya-Revealed, as a way to set us apart from the other boards the mods voted unanimously :gathering::gathering::gathering::gathering: several months ago that the 15th of every month would be, "Refer to Yourself in the Third-Person" day. Here is the FAQ for the details but it's really very simple.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:R...e_Third_Person

If you're posting on the 15th of any month, a minimum of one of your posts should refer to yourself in the third person. If you post on the 15th but none of them do, you get an automatic 25% warning from the security software program Winston recently designed. :MyEmoticons-com__co

Here's a quick example of a post that uses this form and one that's also quite likely to show up on the 15th:

"Well mack saw that post by Krowdon on Talk today and mack remains convinced that The Krow is the biggest knob head :dickhead:currently on the boards."

Simple as pie, no? So get ready for the 15th, it's right around the corner....mack says so.

what date is it today?

:nerd: Get ready jonny it will be on this Wednesday. I'm getting excited. jonny I've got over 500 songs downloaded now from Limewire...I want to get my money's worth before Apple drags me off to jail for illegal downloading.. :shock:

I'm sure you'll be fine mack! I download all the album releases each week from a torrent site called aradi tracker. Its awesome! you just need some good speakers now mack! I don't think you get a remote control do you with your laptop??? Have a look at whether you can get one with your laptop as having the remote is awesome! Its typical mac genius

I got two little Bose speakers but without the woofer or sub woofer or whatewer the 3rd thing is that gives it more bass and bigger sound. For now it's fine...I got a little remote but as usual don't really know what to do with it...I'll play around with it and see.

P.S.- I read that over 20,000 people have been sued for illegally downloading songs but whatewer. :sweat:

Considering how many millions of regular downloaders there are Mack it isn't worth worrying about.

Since Smully has a problem talking in third person, Smully will avoid posting on 15th of each month to avoid the warning. Smully has enough problem with his girlfriends and getting banned from forum board without a warning. Let along Smully being warned of this rule. Smully refused to be on the board on the 15th. And since the members are around the world with different time zone, Smully will avoid the board from the 14th through 16th to be on the safe side. Smully thanks you in advance for the warning. :cheers:

gonzo feels it only fair to warn you smull that, after recent concerns regarding the arcade, anyone failing to refer to themselves in the third person on the 15th will be banned from the arcade immediately and any comments left on the scoreboards by that person will be ammended to read "I heart honest bent".

Pleez speeky linglit u peepals ar 2 komplicate 4 me ,wot this all about ?

Unless you are one of the 20,000 !!


Have a nice time inside Mack. :sheep shagger:


We will send you some piccies from Soi 6
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:cheers:

Well mack noticed that it's the 15th now here in :usaflag: so mack wants to get his third-person post out of the way early in case he forgets. Hey mack thinks that was easy as pie!

Fork was concerned about those time zone thingies.

Fork thanks Mack for helping to clear that up.


Fork is funny today. :)

Mack figures whatever time zone Fork is in or anybody else, just use their own timezone. Mack expects a big woosie participation for "3rd Person Day" and also expects the hard men and more mature BM's to ignore the goings-on as usual. :cheers:

Smully feel that he need to fend of the Bouncer. Smully haven't figured out yet how to fight Bouncer but since Bouncer is Dum Fuk, Smully will use some big words that Bouncer won't understand. :pokey:

Gonzo is glad that gonzo only has to make one post of this ilk today.

Yep one post minimum and you're clear for another month gonzo. I think I'll be flitting in and out of the third person mode for the day depending on mack's :oops: mood at the time of his post or even in the middle of mack's posts it looks like...

we are not amused!

Mack likes how monstor did that post!

One post? Smully must read the rule again.

Let mack save you some time smull...it was back on page 1 the start of the thread, paragraph #2:

"If you're posting on the 15th of any month, a minimum of one of your posts should refer to yourself in the third person. If you post on the 15th but none of them do, you get an automatic 25% warning from the security software program Winston recently designed."

So see you could have been back to regular posts after the first one smull but that's ok.

Smully hasn't been too bright lately since he was trying to think like Bouncer. Smully learned long ago that in order to beat your enemy, you have to think like your enemy. And Smully been thinking like real Dum Fuk. Does Smully know that he can stop writing in third person? Nope, it takes a long time to sink in to Smully fat skull since he's in Bouncer's mode. Hope it dawn on Smully's thick tiny brain by next month on the 15th. Is Smully a Dumfuk or whatewer. Real Shvck.

send picks anyhow hes never going to see soi 6 again anyhow and while we are on a rool please send a map ower thailand too

Mack is amazed at how time flies. Don't you agree with him? :moonwalk:

Mack, Smull almost miss it if you did make a post on this thread. Smull thank you for the reminder.

You know mack always likes to give smull the heads-up...that's just the kind of guy mack is. :angel: ___ :cheers: You were up early today smull...mack was up at 2:30 A.M. and saw smull on the board so that's 5:30 A.M. Getting ready for work?

gonzo can't believe we're still doing this.

neither can Thebomb,stupid twat posted this morning and forgot.....does Thebomb get a warning for this???

Is Goliath late?

mack is not surprised with gonzo's poor attitude in this matter. :fyou:

No warning for bomber, as long as he got a minimum of one post in on the 15th there is no warning and more importantly, no automatic fine (which jonny would deduct from bomber's credit card, the details of which the board has on file for bomber and all members)

No, goliath got his third-person post onto the board in plenty of time. That makes mack happy. :cheers:

If Macks happy, Goliath is happy.

Goliath is off to watch Hollyoaks after he has a piss.

Mack hopes Goliath's piss goes better than Goliath's earlier download of that movie. He also hopes Goliath enjoys watching Hollyoaks. Mack wonders if that's the name of Goliath's next door neighbor's wife and if she is going to be stripping for her night time bath or if that's some strange T.V. show Goliath plans to "watch"....

Butterflyblonde has voices in his head that tell him Gildas is correct.

Smull :thankyou: Mack once again. Yes, Smull has be retained and he finally has to some work for change. Hopefully, Smull get his work done so he can enjoy his vacation in Pattaya or there about in LOS. :cheersmate: Smull hoped he won't run into :smilies-33396: :lmao:

I couldn't log on Sunday, still locked out monday AM. Had to call tech support at my ISP, got on about 7.00pm in time to make one quick post.....such a relief.

A bit like Golly's piss, I suppose.

Goliaths next door neighbour is an ugly trout face that called me a paedophile for going to Thailand. So Goliath hates the ugly slut and often pisses in a Magners pint glass he stole from the New Inn and throws the contents on her doorstep from his bedroom window.

Goliath had a superb piss and thanks Mack for expressing interest in this.

It's like how they talk about the great running backs smull, they can be retained but never totally stopped (sure, the saying is "contained" but never totally stopped but we work with what is given to us...) Anyway, that's good news that the smull will be raking in some money for his mercy mission of lifting young women out of poverty in Southeast Asia soon. :cheers:

Good to hear, Mack was worried Fork was going to use the old, "Fork's internet provider screwed up..." as an excuse but saw Fork didn't go there. Fork didn't strike mack as the type of person who long ago would have told the teacher, "The dingo ate my homework..." :fox: so he is glad his assessment of the Major's :horse: character was correct from the beginning. :cheers: Mack still has almost 10 more hours of third person but it's wearing thin and he may switch over soon, since he hit the minimum of one 3rd person post at 2:30 A.M.

Goliath was wondering the time difference between the UK and CA?

Butterflyblonde says :thisthread:


Butterflyblonde says 8 hours behind us.

Mack beleives it is 8 hours goliath, as I post this it's 2:49 P.M. Monday in California. Is it 10:49 in Goliath's city now?

Getting a picture of her may prove difficult, but give me time and I will try and get one tommorow, it is doing it without the slag seeing me. No doubt she would phone the police, she hates me. Im number 2 on her mosted hated list apparently.

Just realised Goliath started this in 1st person so he reverted back to 3rd.