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hello people, i'm daz, good to meet you all. :thumbup:

Welcome aboard, have you been to Pattaya recently dancing

I'm unfortunate enough to know this cunt.
He's been to Pattaya a few times and Cambodia.
He is known to hole up his festering room for days on end sleeping and not answering his door or phone.
He is also like Delaware in his choice of women, preferring the aesthetically challenged to the lookers, still, a girl for every man huh?















































Apart from the previous and being as reliable as an MG motor car, not a bad lad!!





Welcome Darren but beware of the poof otherwise known as BOUNCER :gay:

hi mate, cheers fella.

not for a good 10 mths, but need a break for sure.

i dunno the gals previous to those two ken dodd lookalikes were lovely!!! you cant deny that.

what fucking girls (dumbass yanks say gals you poof)

Hello and welkome i feel sorry for you already because knowing bilbo is a punismet in it self.

hes gained some weight hasent he dancing

you love the yanks william!!!

he is heavy!! glad he 's not my brother!

post in one attempt you idiot, no need to use so many replies!

ecxuse me mr experienced!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont bother most of us has bilbo on ignore anyhow.

See Daz, I told you he was :gay:

funny!!!!! bill told me a little about you, seen a couple of photos.

Had to put upp whith him on a few nights on the piss............... he drinks like a girl.

i dont think this is the same man we are talking about!!! if he drinks like a girl, its a girl FISH!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen him in his pink t shirts fucking horrible.............

and on his last trip he had a plastic bag stuck on his head most of the time odd but .......... if he likes it its ok by me.

pink t shirts are the last of anyones worries! have you seen that horrible man city shirt!!!! ...king .ell!!!

I was preparing to suffocate myself with that plastic bag rather than stay in your company Bouncer........

Premier League Darren.
Anyway, to get back on topic.......

you were asked if you had been to Pattaya, so expand on your limited answer!

just having a smoke.

just nipping up the local, see you all later. i will answer that question later.

alright daz

Perhaps he's aiming to rival lazza's post count? :MyEmoticons-com__jo

Welcome Daz. :cheers:

i am back after a quick couple of swifties!! happy days

cheers people.

dont really smoke anymore, if you know what i mean!!!!!!!!

i am off to bed people, goodnight all.

good night ......... dont dream about bilbo

Welcome to the board Daz :cheer2:

careful manda the cuckoo will be after your number..........:whistling:

So endth the 1st episode of the Daz,Bill and Buncy chat show :thankyou:

Please tune in for the next thrilling episode :jester:

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Your young fella not available to check your spelling huh? :cheersmate:

Bouncer's got the poor little guy smoothing the mud sides of his new backyard 'pool' with a trowel Fig. :sweat: