never go on a jetski,and flip it
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I've polled a few of our experienced members for their best tips...here's what they say:
Gonzo: Don't eat the red pills.:pukex2: Smully: Don't fart in a soapie.:pity: Bazzap: Check the gold futures market before you leave home.:date: Mirky: Always use a condom.:date: ROLAND: Ring the bell as many times as you can. It will show the girls you really care for them.:headbang: Winston: Take a bottle of cordial to avoid paying for laydee drinks.:fow: Magoo: Don't worry. I can get you whatever you need.:falloff: Bouncer: Stop looking at my bird.:Angelmex: CDawg: Get a duplicate passport. Max: Never believe anything a bar owner says, except for the ones that are always scrupulous.:pimp: Klowndon: Its a photoshop. :bigfinger Figjam: Where's Pattaya? |
The girls that play the trumpet with their pussies have great muscle control
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don't wear a red shirt in Bangkok............
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Never go on a motosai.....................
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Take various forms of cash, travellers checks, atm cards, dont have all your eggs in one basket.
Play legal and play safe. Stay somewhere close and central to the bar area u will frequent. Bring power adaptors for your electrical equipment. Becareful who you befriend over there, especially the expats, most are great but some are con men. Dont get sucked into time share scams, by filling out surveys or scratching game cards etc. Harden your heart to the illusion of love in Pattaya or elsewhere in Thailand. These girls have an agenda and money is number one. Dont fall in love with the illusion they create. Just chose them, use them and lose them. Dont hire vehicles on your first trip, like MC, or Jetski's etc. If you damage them or have an accident your in the wrong as a foriegner. |
tight cunt :bigfinger
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Keep an extra roll or two of toilet paper tucked away in yer room somewhere, so if the housekeepers forget to resupply you sometime you won't run out during a sudden case of the Singha squirts.
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