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Ninja killing things earlier this week. Koi carp out of my pond and a rat that got in the garden.
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Well what you shopping for this weekend Khun Mirky?
Your fish stock is already depleted and I cant see the rabbits making it past the middle of next week. Can you get giraffes at that Chatuchak market? |
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Perhaps Mirkwood should be renamed......The EXTERMINATOR
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Im getting a Crested Serpant Eagle next. I reckon all the Koi carp are probably dead by now. Must have had 50 plus fish at least.
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Might be an idea for Mirky to buy a cub bear and let it and the Akita go at it. Not much point in waiting until the Akita is fully grown as then it would only be fair for it to fight a fully grown bear. But that would cause total mayhem and numerous fatalities both animal and human. What about it then Khun Mirky? You could run a book on the outcome and charge for admission. I am sure the locals would be interested. Maybe David Attenbrough could give punters tips on the likely outcome and commentate on the fight. You could run a feed on to the board or get the fight live on Sky Sports for the blokes that cant be there. Could be the beginnings of a new career, animal fights promoter. Fuck Don King. From what you have posted so far the animals you have bought dont seem to thrive in their new environment. So maybe just revert to survival of the fittest and make a few bob on the side. Just dont go to the RSPCA looking for sponsorship, endorsements, product placement etc. |
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My old friend Clive who used to live in High Wycombe had several Crocs ,baboons ,chimps and a 6 metre long Python that weighed 300lbs. Needed 10-12 blokes to load him in the van for film shoots even when he was sated with food and a little dope.
When the crocs were babies they were cute but when they got 6ft long and sat under the sofa during our biker parties it was dodgy .He lived in a semi and the RSPCA hated him but he was a pro animal trainer and rented himself and the animals out to films at Elstree etc ...he also has issues with the Tax man...but the never called round after the snake nearly ate one of the cunts when he tried hassling clive whilst clive was feeding the monster.Unfortunately clive passed away a few years ago from a heart attack caused by too much dink and dugs and the animals were sold off by his wife and sent to various Zoos in the UK. |
Do you know anyone who is still alive or that has two arms?
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