Sorry, I forgot to mention it's lao dialect before, was taught many of these things by Issan girls on my first trip.

I still need to find something to say that really upsets Thai men ,something really insulting , any ideas i wanna level the score with these pricks bigtime.

monsterman

Monster, hold off on learning any special phrases for the Thai men for awhile, I'd like to meet you first and share a few beers! :boxing: :rip:

Its the only way to get any respect from Thais , be hard with em , any sign of weakness and they will despise u ,recently some decent thai men have told me this fact , give an inch an the pillocks will take a yard , give em nothing and make em earn your respect , hate them with a passion until they respect u.

jerry monsterman

Would it not be easier to carry a Samuri sword around with you ? They might get the message. :donatello:

yeah thats a good idea , i always carry a pepper spray, stun gun and knife anyway , maybe a large hammer would be more fun ,bash their knee caps so they cant run then flatten their dicks , mnnn now u have got me thinking .

monsterman

I might have just the very thing you need.

Thats cool ,butterfly blonde and great for a bit of S&M I know a couple of Soi6 who might enjoy that.

monsterman

wouldn't thai be so much easier if the' phonetic' english was standardised?

Errr ............ it has been standardised. ISO 11940-2:2007. :angryslap:

are these words pronounced like ther spelled

What`s the thai for "credit crunch"

and "exchange rate no good" ?

dancing

or something like that :lmao3:

at raa laaek bpliian ngern dtraa mai dee.

Translation, the exchange rate for money no good.

to learn Thai properly IMHO you need to learn the characters

one of the best sites I've found is :

Thai Language Dictionary

Hong is useful
hong nam - water room/toilet
hong - room
Baan - home/house
So if you ask a girl where her house is she will say her home town, Roiet or something.
But if you ask where her room is you will get a nearby soi.

phom sa ma tamalai dai ? What can I do ?

Hok pat - shut up

Just for a bit of variety from saying sowow.

:cheers:

"I joke you!"....usually means a Thai person is pulling yer leg.:thumbsup:

Khun lhum phom laew law khap ? You forget me ?

(I love talking their own shit right back at them dancing)

Maybe all Gohok to you, but to some of us its Kwaam sat jing . Khao jai mai ?

Hu flung dung !:no2:

Na buht.

Buht sounds like boot with a slight rising tone. Means - never smile.

As opposed to 'Nah but' which means 'no' in south wales.

Whereas "Baaaah Nut" is a Welshman?? :sheepshag:

Bai Daibon - Where you go after ?

See gam bon - I want to fuck you.

Bah kam - Sex mad

Does anyone know the Thai for 'long time' and 'short time' ?

(Time to start learning new phrases to wow the locals next year !)

:cheers:

Boom for st Boom Boom for lt.:Angelmex:

Just tried see gam bon on the bird.....................blank stare.:helpsmilie:

This works.

falang lok jit.

falang want sex too mutt.

khun tam ngaan alai=what you work??

The 'see gam bon' phrase was from a girl from Udon Thani, so its probably Lao. It seemed quite well understood when I tried it. But one or two girls said it was a bad phrase, maybe not very polite. Try it on another girl and see how you get on. :cheers:

Hi
This site has been mentioned on the thread
http://www.thai-language.com/default.aspx.

Anybody who is currently using it, can you get the sound to work?
I click on the loudspeaker icon and don`t get any result.
Computer sound works OK on youtube etc.
Wondering if it`s the site or me? :help:

Thanks

Works for me Roamer on my desktop. I am using Firefox.


Cant be arsed learning Thai though. Better the girls learn English.





dancing

its the site

Its a very helpful site and i use it often. If your using FF you may need to enable a FF plugin for Windows Media Playa . Top o the page...tools...add ons... plugins,....look for Microsoft Media Player Plugin for Fire Fox. If it aint there you may need it.

In IE A pop up may appear at the top of the page asking for permission to use an Active X control,...allow and off you go. Depends on what browser and what version etc etc.

Also half way down the page on the left, near the F.A.Q , you will see "site settings ", this will had some audio tips.

Even though I'm stuck 6,000 miles away from Thailand. The quest for knowledge goes on ! I was chatting to a girl on msn who was telling me that you can say -

chai mai ? isn't that right

In the two following ways as well -

chai pa ?

chai dee ?

No doubt this will involve saying each phrase three of four times with varying tones and emphasising different parts of them before being understood. Shes from BKK so this isn't some Issan/ Laos chat in case you wondered. :cheers:

zapalot - pineapple

Jing Jing - true