I think that rain will help one team escape embarrasment and frustrate the other ,, but which team??????

If we get to the crease :MyEmoticons-com__fi

If we don't start taking some wickets soon I'm moving this thread to the troll tank :flipa:

Is that our worst ever day at the Ashes? Can't remember a 300+ for 1.

Fair play Aussies.


Cunts.

Whoever prepared that pitch and let the Aussies win the toss needs shooting, all that's left now is 4 days of runs and few wickets

Seen the reports on the pitch before the toss and Australia have reaped the reward for winning it.. One thing is certain England won't win this test

1990s. Mark Taylor and Geoff Marsh I recall. 0/300 stumps day one.
The Good Old Days.:bigfinger

If this had been Sydney or Melbourne Clarke would have used a doubled sided coin to win the toss.

Us Englishmen have too much honour to cheat although just once this time wouldn't have hurt.

England team asked for a slow wicket and the groundsmen prepared just that but they and everyone else at the ECB and lords told the team it was a bad idea ......doh!!!!! as Baldrick said ''I have a Cunning plan '' hmmmm,,,,,

Pray for rain ha ha ha ha

I waz wrong.

It was 1989, and it was 0/301.:bigfinger

Worth reading the article for the line about D I Gower.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/...-1226674883150