Welcome back to the board guys!

[jonny]

I know this is de ja vu! But this time we are here to stay and we are going nowhere!

Sorry you have had to re-register again and all of the posts from the past 2 weeks have also gone i'm afraid.

But the good news is we are here to stay now. There are several changes that no doubt you have allready noticed.

1, We are on new board software - we have a new skin and lots of new features will be added to the board over the next week. This board is highly customisable and we are not afraid of test our coding skills out. Look out for new features over the coming weeks.

2, We are on a different server. This server is a lot more stable and we should have no downtime. We also have an embarrassing amount of bandwidth and disk space so first things on my list is to install a gallery where I expect you to put all your pics.

I'm sure you have some questions about what happened and why we went down. Please feel free to ask the questions as I'm sure most of us still haven't a clue what the answers are! But I will do my best!

As always, any tech issues please pm me and i will try and sort for you asap!

Good to have you on back on board!

Jonny

[jonnyicantlogin]

well fuck me then and please sort my old log in out. bouncer

[bouncer]

sorted by my self

[johnpat]

Nice to see you back online.
It's been a real roller coaster.

[Figjam]

Jonny adjust my title please I CAN'T FAKE IT FOREVER;)

[bouncer]

im sure he will help you, hes been aseep for atleast 2 houers now time to wake him upp and get him to work.

[bazzap]

Gidday jonny

Thanks for the work AGAIN !!


Obviously early days but can you add a Trip Report section if possible and at your leisure


Will there be different levels so the likes of that "faker" bloke can be kept in his place? :D


Thanks again


:)

[Figjam]

Fucking Sandgropers section soon:cool:

[lostinpattaya]

Hi Jonny Good to see your board back up.Sorry to be critical on my second post but the print is very hard and unpleasant for me to read.darkish blue/grey over lighter blue/gray does not work for me.

[penetrator]

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

Think we might have a few problems there then !

[torrenova]

Well done Jonny.

Let's give him some breathing space eh lads ? I think we should remember what we had shortly after the emergency "rescue Chat" affair and where Revealed was at the end. Getting anything up and running is a marvelous effort guys thank you.

[Fork Handles]

Well done Jonny

:)

[Eneukman]

Welcome back.

Alan

[soisix]

:confused: :confused: :confused:
Welcome back. Don't know what the fuck happened, but hope you stay around a bit longer this time.

[ferocious]

good morning

[Jake]

Font size is small and difficult to read, particularly on a lengthy post such as Torrenova's input on sinsots. The more script there is the more difficult I find to read it all.

Jake

[jonny]

Hi Jonny Good to see your board back up.Sorry to be critical on my second post but the print is very hard and unpleasant for me to read.darkish blue/grey over lighter blue/gray does not work for me.

no probs mate......the skin we can allways work on!

[Sampeng]

Here we go again.
Once again thanks for all your hard work jonny.
Looks like you are made of tough stuff.

John :rolleyes:

[bootie]

Thanks Jonny, I fucked up on my login, always been "bootie", dont know if can be changed but if not no worries, I will put the same avatar up when I work it out (bit thick), just a small thing as memtioned above, hard to read with these old eyes.

[stumped]

hi everyone!!

[matty]

Ello Jonny

Its looking better now that text size is bigger .

Good luck with the board mate

[spiderman]

Hello again everyone. :cool:

[soi 2]

Good to see the board back up and running. Nice work jonny.

[BigBadSi]

Good stuff Jonny

I speak for all when i say WE appreciate it

[smo1722]

Followed yer

[smullenpe]

I like the new look but being an old man, I have difficult time reading the post. If it's all possible to have background of the post white?

BTW, job well done Jonny. I was just gone for less than a week and all this changes.

[BigBadSi]

I think Jonny is looking into it smully

PS glad your here buddy

[jonny]

I'm looking into making the blue white or very light blue mate,

I'm still in work but am going home in a min and will spend some time on it tonight

[adamski69]

Pity we lost all the previous posts though!

:(

[BigBadSi]

Pity we lost all the previous posts though!

:(

tis a pity adamski,but that was out of our hands,this time we really do start FRESH!!

[robbo]

Hello again guys, nice to have the board back.
Jonny hpoe you dont think i got your name wrong when i sent you a pm, its just that Pauls was the only name i could see when trying to log on yesterday.

[jonny]

no probs mate!!

[iwasamember]

I'm looking into making the blue white or very light blue mate,


for those dyslexic, or slightly dyslexic amoungst us, a pale blue background with dark text is supposed to be the easiest to read.

Board looks good, even if I can't find my way round it yet!!

[BigBadSi]

for those dyslexic, or slightly dyslexic amoungst us, a pale blue background with dark text is supposed to be the easiest to read.

Board looks good, even if I can't find my way round it yet!!

hows that bud>?pale enough?

[smullenpe]

I think Jonny is looking into it smully

PS glad your here buddy
Thanks Si. Glad to be here.:)

[iwasamember]

hows that bud>?pale enough?

Fine by me,ta

[Gez]

Hello again guys, nice to have the board back.
Jonny hpoe you dont think i got your name wrong when i sent you a pm, its just that Pauls was the only name i could see when trying to log on yesterday.

I used Bigbadsi - I knew there he would be in here somewhere:D

Hi to all. Board layout looks ok - nice colours.

[BigBadSi]

I used Bigbadsi - I knew there he would be in here somewhere:D

Hi to all. Board layout looks ok - nice colours.

You know of my addiction then:D

[jonny]

smilies are on there way guys..........

where's yusa??

[mack]

better he's not here yet Jonny til you get the smilies sorted.

[m mike]

tis a pity adamski,but that was out of our hands,this time we really do start FRESH!!
Hi its me sober :eek: well just opened bottle 1, I think Im going to Fxxx up till I get the hang of this so bare with me, I was black board and chalk at 5, Ok here goes would someone get back to me Im all fingers and bums cheers jonny I did a lot of hard graft to get this board up and running burp

[mack]

Hi its me sober :eek: well just opened bottle 1, I think Im going to Fxxx up till I get the hang of this so bare with me, I was black board and chalk at 5, Ok here goes would someone get back to me Im all fingers and bums cheers jonny I did a lot of hard graft to get this board up and running burp

Your post came through fine mikey, 70% understood rate so I can't complain. :) Did you hitthe 2000th post on the other board before the plug was pulled? :confused: Good to see you here mikey.

[BigBadSi]

Hi its me sober :eek: well just opened bottle 1, I think Im going to Fxxx up till I get the hang of this so bare with me, I was black board and chalk at 5, Ok here goes would someone get back to me Im all fingers and bums cheers jonny I did a lot of hard graft to get this board up and running burp

Good to see you found us in your pissed state mikey

[jonny]

The're Half Way In!

[m mike]

Your post came through fine mikey, 70% understood rate so I can't complain. :) Did you hitthe 2000th post on the other board before the plug was pulled? :confused: Good to see you here mikey.
Hi old spud yes you can understand me 70per Im that much sober, Tab called me last night said he has had enough:confused: wants no trouble when he is in los and did not spam our private info time will tell? Bass emailed me said he should take a month out in a funny farm? Ohh this is num 1:) :)

[m mike]

tis a pity adamski,but that was out of our hands,this time we really do start FRESH!!
Cant find my last drink

[mack]

Cant find my last drink

it's in your stomach. :kid:

[jimrobo]

:tank: :jerry: :gail: :040105_emKF25_prv: :MyEmoticons-com__er :usaflag: :boat: :kid:

[Figjam]

Hi old spud yes you can understand me 70per Im that much sober, Tab called me last night said he has had enough:confused: wants no trouble when he is in los and did not spam our private info time will tell? Bass emailed me said he should take a month out in a funny farm? Ohh this is num 1:) :)

Thats a lot of shit from Tabcunt,I am getting spammed all day long,he definitely sold the addresses.He will definitely have some questions to answer if I run into him in Pattaya.

[m mike]

it's in your stomach. :kid:
Now I never thought of that Ohhh this is bottle 2 cant find my last posts?????

[m mike]

I just love fresh

[Sampeng]

I am getting spammed all day long,he definitely sold the addresses.
So am I totaly fucked my email up.:tomato:

[BigBadSi]

So am I totaly fucked my email up.:tomato:

same same:040105_emKF25_prv:

[m mike]

Thats a lot of shit from Tabcunt,I am getting spammed all day long,he definitely sold the addresses.He will definitely have some questions to answer if I run into him in Pattaya.
Ok he hates you not me? Why not Email him and call it quits Lets not Fxxx the chappy is sharp even Bass Ive known for years wont tangle lets get on and move on Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Bob]

For what its worth I had not had spam problems in my email. Make sure to do a full virus check and spyware check, All that spam and stuff can sometime hide bad actoring spyware and stuff. I use Avast, Spybot, and Ad-aware....all free. :hiding: 79 days to go Fig
Bob aka Ged

[Sampeng]

Ok he hates you not me? Why not Email him and call it quits Lets not Fxxx the chappy is sharp even Bass Ive known for years wont tangle lets get on and move on Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
What like when a smack head breaks into your house.
He should take responsibility for his own actions and join the real world. He blamed everyone for his problems except the person who caused his downfall HIMSELF.

[yusamile]

Shit, im' getting too old for all this changing around. My poor little mind cant cope with too much distr.......hey whats that over there, mmmm Samilies,...:MyEmoticons-com__er

Well done Jonny, i knew we'd be back soon. Funny , on Tabmoron, he was accusing this board of selling its details to a spamming company.:Copy of bangin: Lucky i changed my email addy.

[basilbrush]

Welcome back gentlemen.have been trying to get in for the past 24 hours but am finally here

[soisix]

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."

Think we might have a few problems there then !

Think I'll fuck off then.
Ps.. glad you have got some more of these:usaflag: :MyEmoticons-com__er :Copy of angry: :group: :040105_emKF25_prv:

[soisix]

Whats the thanks thing for?

[Dilligaf]

Same old faeaces, different web shite...glad to be back.....

[Dilligaf]

Fuck me. I'm a newbie all over again!

[Dilligaf]

Christmas Greeting

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah , Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza


Legal Department just approved the following Holiday Greeting:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Thailand great, (not to imply that Thailand is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Thailand" in the eastern hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[Dilligaf]

And get it right up yese!

[bootie]

:040105_emKF25_prv:

[yusamile]

Christmas Greeting

Happy Solstice, Happy Hanukkah , Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza


Legal Department just approved the following Holiday Greeting:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Thailand great, (not to imply that Thailand is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Thailand" in the eastern hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Thats some funny shit Dilli, and very reflective of todays fucked up world,...In saying that i would like to reassure the people of said world that, in no way are they :doctor: ..Ahhhh thats better,....now who cares ?:hoover:

[stringerbell]

Hello


stringer

[yusamile]

Hello


stringer

Well hello stranger,...:MyEmoticons-com__er ....err i mean stringer.:oops:

[fisherman]

hi all thanks for having me...
SAFE & HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO ALL....i hope..

[butterflyblonde]

Good to see you here Yusa:ylflower: :welcome:

[yusamile]

Good to see you here Yusa:ylflower: :welcome:

Why bless you young Butterfly, its nice to be here. :hiding:............i think

[IrishPub]

Same old whore, new dress.

[jonny]

......not sure pink is your colour!

[smullenpe]

Why bless you young Butterfly, its nice to be here. :hiding:............i think
When are you going to put up your signature :ylflower: ? You sing therefore you are.

[m mike]

Good to see you found us in your pissed state mikey
Is anybody out there to admit they had a contradiction with a threatening terrible terrorist I think and hope:usaflag: God bless Viagra:MyEmoticons-com__er

[old crust]

Well done jonny, finally found you again.

Your efforts are much appreciated.

[jonny]

welcome to the new board mate!

[SgtSten]

Nice work jonny:newyear:

[jonny]

have a look round guys....there are a few improvements!!!

[bouncer]

nice board but same shitty posters..................i feel like home

[m mike]

have a look round guys....there are a few improvements!!!
Nice 1 jonny glad you made the words bigger Otherwise me no see to well after a few bottles:040105_emKF25_prv:

[Bilbobaggins]

Hi all, away for a bit and come back to see everything changed again.....
Does anything remain stable in/around/about Pattaya??
Good effort Jonny

Baggins

[jonny]

Hi all, away for a bit and come back to see everything changed again.....
Does anything remain stable in/around/about Pattaya??
Good effort Jonny

Baggins

hi mate!
we should be sorted now mate.....I don't fancy doing it all again! This board is far better than the last one though and it is more secure so we should have some stability. Now we can get on with what we are all here for!

jonny

[m mike]

hi mate!
we should be sorted now mate.....I don't fancy doing it all again! This board is far better than the last one though and it is more secure so we should have some stability. Now we can get on with what we are all here for!

jonny
Ehhh why am I here I could be there, Stability now thats 1 word that frightens me:040105_emKF25_prv:

[jonny]

mikey....are you planning a trip to patters next year??

[m mike]

mikey....are you planning a trip to patters next year??
Have a heavy couple who want to buy me out, Its the 3 month chicken run that puts me off los, I would buy a place in los for you lads every 3 months in out in out A fxxx barmab bottlsss 2 mikeus pessd fur a Ahhhhhhhhhhh

[jonny]

mikey that would be excellent!

[m mike]

mikey that would be excellent!
Timelocks coming you mean we cac be as Im at noe pisssed:usaflag:

[m mike]

mikey that would be excellent!
Like I buy a guesthouse bar etc and the board comes and stays drinks free Jonny tou mad me nikt m ikeys getin pesssd:innocent:

[bouncer]

Godnight mikey and sleep well

[smullenpe]

Like I buy a guesthouse bar etc and the board comes and stays drinks free Jonny tou mad me nikt m ikeys getin pesssd:innocent:
That's it Mikey. I could understand some of it since I just started drinking. I'm sure will understand fully when I totally shitfaced. Cheers Mikey. A fameous quote from you, "can I call you Mikey, lad?"

[jonny]

mikey......sign me up for a lenghy stay!

[m mike]

mikey......sign me up for a lenghy stay!
Christ did I really say that:oops: That was bottle 3 talking not me on a more serious side I may sell up and buy a ? in los at least you get a :MyEmoticons-com__er